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Song Parodies -> "I Need Toilet Paper In The Loo"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Wake Up With You"

Original Performer:

Boris Gardiner

Parody Song Title:

"I Need Toilet Paper In The Loo"

Parody Written by:

Stella

The Lyrics

I need toilet paper in the loo
I want to have something here with which I can wipe
I really need toilet paper I can see
I need toilet paper in the loo

I want to have something with which to wipe
Don't want to have tagnuts stuck to hairs on my arse
The stink in here, is bringing real tears
I need toilet paper in the loo

Everything inside me took much heaving
Straining until each turd fell into the pan
I now have a red ring where I've been sitting
I just need paper and I'll be gone

I need toilet paper in the loo
I want to reach out and know that it's there
Please bring it quickly, before I need another pee
I need toilet paper in the loo

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ohh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

From all this sitting
I now have a red ring
I need toilet paper in the loo

Everything inside me took much heaving
Straining until each turd fell into the pan
I now have a red ring where I've been sitting
I just need paper and I'll be gone

I need toilet paper in the loo
I want to reach out and know that it's there
Please bring it quickly, before I need another pee
I need toilet paper in the loo

I want to have something with which to wipe
Don't want to have tagnuts stuck to hairs on my arse
The stink in here, is bringing real tears
I need toilet paper in the loo

Everything inside me took much heaving
Straining until each turd fell into the pan
I now have a red ring where I've been sitting
I just need paper and I'll be gone

I need toilet paper in the loo
I want to reach out and know that it's there
Please bring it quickly, before I need another pee
I need toilet paper in the loo

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Total Votes: 3

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Jason - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like the poomaster topics are making a return...

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