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Song Parodies -> "You Give Blood a Bad Name"

Original Song Title:

"You Give Love a Bad Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"You Give Blood a Bad Name"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

I've returned after a month-long writer's block to make my glorious comeback! The idea for this came to after seeing this special about Twilight mania on Oprah. It wasn't until the segment on Twi-Moms that this was actually concieved. The thing about Twi-Moms was tragic, because it's like Twilight is like Jesus to them (sorry for that sacrilege.) Basically, I am incredibly sick of Twilight and want this nightmare to be over. Lastly, my sincerest apologies go to David Bowie, for mentioning him twice in the same passage as that lame-a** book series, he's a flippen visionary genius and is too cool for Twilight. Without further ado, here is my parody.
Where do I start my fit of rage?
Meyer, you give blood a bad name

The Twilight books are what you sell
Team Edward? Team Jacob? It's giving me hell!
Vampires that sparkle? I don't see
My favorite sparkling dude is David Bowie

Oh, Meyer. What've you done?
Oh, they used to be fun
Now I can't stand it
Your books must be shunned!

You think it's art, to me it's lame
You give blood a bad name
I will impart you should be ashamed
You give blood a bad name
Yes you give blood a bad name

Stephen King should give you tips
But he'd weep if he read Eclipse
Nicholas Sparks would also cry
And Miss J.K. Rowling might pray to just die

Oh, it's a giant fad
Oh, I think you are mad
Ever heard of this
Impaler named Vlad?

You think it's art, to me it's lame
You give blood a bad name
I will impart you should be ashamed
You give blood a bad name
You give blood… oh

Ohhhhhhh!

What's the deal with that Cullen gang?
You give blood a bad name
Vampires are vegetarians with fangs
You give blood a bad name

What happened to Harry Potter fame?
You give blood a bad name
Ziggy* sparkles best, I proclaim
You give blood a bad name

You give blood
You give blood a bad name
You give blood
You give blood a bad name

Etc.
* = Ziggy Stardust, David Bowie's alter-ego from early 70's. Again, I apologize to that artistic glam-rock pioneering genius, as well as authors like King, Rowling, and Sparks.

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Old Man Ribber - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
"Bloody" good, carly! (Yes, I know English vulgarity!) ;D
BabyRuth - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
This one hits home--I have a Twi-Mom (Team Jacob) She guilt trips me into going to these movies with her (I don't think it's an even exchange though---there is NO way childbirth could be as painful as sitting through these movies). Great job on the parody! Also, I wouldn't sweat making Nicholas Sparks cry, since that's all he seems to try to make his audience do.
Susanna Viljanen - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Not sanguine or anemic at all, but rather bloody awesome! Here's 555 ml of O Rh +
Amanda - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
The instant I read this, I started singing- with passion. I'd vote this more than 555 if I could!
Wild Child JIN - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
As I vote for this nice parody, answer me this, why in the HELL is nobody voting for my parodies! 5-5-5
Jonathan S. - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job on making fun of those "little bleeders"! 555

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