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Song Parodies -> "Stiffin' Up My Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' on a Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Stiffin' Up My Hair"

Parody Written by:

Mother of 3 Ferrets

The Lyrics

This parody is about hair metal humor. For those of you who are hair metal freaks (like me!) or might not even be a big fan, I hope you enjoy it! :)
Once upon a time, not so long ago

I used to go to the beauty shop
Right before a show, to get my hair fluffed up
Hairspray, oh, it's hairspray

Teasin' it everyday
Aquanet works, it holds it up
All day, oh, it stays

We gotta get ready for the show
Leather pants, guitars, and more to go
The fans are waitin', the band is slow, oh no
Hurry up you slow pokes!

Whoa, it's almost there
Whoa-oh, stiffin' up my hair
Combin' it nice so people can stare
Whoa-oh, stiffin' up my hair

My hair feels as hard as a rock
But that's how we do it, we gotta make it rock
So hard, oh, it's hard

We're up on stage singin' "Cherry Pie"
The drummer says, "How about some David Lee Roth?" and I say,
"Not I!" Not I!

We gotta get ready for the gig
Always headbangin' and makin' our hair big
Like Janie Lane or Bobby Doll, oh yeah
It's a rock out for all!

Whoa, it's almost there
Whoa-oh, stiffin' up my hair
Combin' it nice so people can stare
Whoa-oh, stiffin' up my hair

Buildin' up my hair

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

We gotta go now, like it or not
We'll come back again and make the show hot

Whoa, it's almost there
Whoa-oh, stiffin' up my hair
Combin' it nice so people can stare
Whoa-oh, stiffin' up my hair

Whoa, it's almost there
Whoa-oh, stiffin' up my hair
Combin' it nice so people can stare
Whoa-oh, stiffin' up my hair

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The Charnstar - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Loved the idea, and pretty funny. Your only problem is your pacing is a bit off! Keep workin' at it though!
2Eagle - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Aquanet? That sounds so Sixties.
Mother of 3 Ferrets - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
well 2Eagle, i heard they used them in the 80's to keep their hair up all day. and thanks Charnstar! i know some of the pacing is kinda off but i couldn't think of anything else to put.
Old Man Ribber - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Good parody. Be thankful the ferrets don't have you pulling out your hair. ;D
Mother of 3 Ferrets - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment
naw they like to go for my feet! lol!

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