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Song Parodies -> "Your Fart Smells Like Burnt Cinnamon"

Original Song Title:

"Your Love Is Like Bad Medicine"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Your Fart Smells Like Burnt Cinnamon"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Somebody who like eating, cooking and serving skunks as food. (I'm guessing if you ate a skunk your farts would smell like burnt cinnamon)
My smells make you shiver its like mandarin cheese
I need to go see a doctor with a colon cleanse degree
Eat stuff that smells funny and that stuff just don’t agree
Gonna take more than a lax to get this rubbish out of me
I ate Pepe Le Pew stomach agony

Disagreed
That’s what you get for eating a SKUNK
Overfeed
You never cook it you like to eat it ROUGH
Love to eat
You really should stop eating that JUNK
And just as I predicted I’ve got the eating bug

Your farts smell like burnt cinnamon
Burnt cinnamon my nose dah-bleed
Bottled up, just like War Chemicals
Please close your sphincter I want
Some fresh air please

Burnt, Burnt Cinnamon
Burnt, Burnt Cinnamon

It don’t need vegetables
You’d prefer it in the grill
There any skunks in Polynesia
Cos that would give me a thrill
I got a disgusting addiction
And theirs no turning back
I so can cook them to perfection
And developed quite the knack

If Gordon Ramsey wants to
He can try giving it flak

Sugar Free
That’s what you get when cooking a SKUNK
Recipes
It’s quite disgusting when you let out a FLUFF
So Chewy
Your jaw will ache cos chewing is TOUGH
And just as I predicted I’ve got the eating bug

Your farts smell like burnt cinnamon
Burnt cinnamon my nose dah-bleed
Bottled up, just like War Chemicals
Cover your nostrils the smell
Just doesn’t appease

Burnt, Burnt Cinnamon
Burnt, Burnt Cinnamon

I need a ventilator cause I’m smelling like the death
And I cant wait to start farting cos I’ve got such stinking breath
If you have a laxative take as much as you can get
Cos when I serve you up a skunks head you will thank yourself for it

Your farts smell like burnt cinnamon
Burnt cinnamon my nose dah-bleed
Shake it up, you need good laxitives
But close your sphincter I want
Some fresh air please

Your farts smell like burnt cinnamon
Burnt cinnamon my nose dah-bleed
Shake it up, you need good laxatives
But close your sphincter I want
Some fresh air please

Burnt, Burnt Cinnamon
Burnt, Burnt Cinnamon

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Mark Scotti - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Actually, it smells like fives... LOL!!!!
Gari J - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Cheers M Scotti must be a lot of skunk lovers (trolls lol)
Bronx DJ - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
This is kinda like those hill billy types who eat squirrels and such except with skunks hahaha ROFL good job

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