Song Parodies -> You Give Farts a Bad Name
| Original Song Title: | "You Give Love a Bad Name" |
| Original Performer: | Bon Jovi |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Give Farts a Bad Name" |
| Parody Written by: | Richard Jones |
This parody is about those people: When you walked by it started to smell A wiff of your nose and could not tell. Loaded on beans, that we can see Last night they must have rode-in from Mexico City. Chance of luck they pretend their fart won't reek When that gas is silent, an odor we refuse to seek. We all have gasious ommissions until we die From all that we can tell, someone told a lie. Passing gas in public, there's nowhere to run Where in the hell did that smell come from? Whoa! Oh, you're launching your fun Some helpless soul walked by, blame him and run! No more torture please comming out from your end hold your butt-cheeks tight or its sink or swim Did your nose really sniffed something such as that? I think it was the dog, the kids, or some worthless terd? "Ooowww, that smell, the smell that surrounds you!" Bon Jovi - You Give Farts a Bad Name - Poem and parody song by Richard Jones, (c) 2009 - Morganton, NC
Shot through the air
And you're to blame
Darling', you gave farts a bad name!
(Instrumental)
A facial smirk is what you sell
Your butt cheeks quiver then you put us thru hell
A little toot is what you send
Silent but deadly comes out from your end
Whoa! You're a loaded arsh (yeah)
Whoa! There's no where to run
No one can save us
It's the fart that you've done
Shot through your ass
And you're to blame
You give farts a bad name
We hold our farts, but you play your games
You gave farts a bad name
You gave f-a-r-t-s, a bad stank (bad stink)
Your wink of an eye is what I'm dealt
Fanning your hands then bluffing the smell
Flatulence hid you act so sly
Your very first stink is your last stank goodbye
Whoa! You're a loaded skunk
Whoa! Oh, it's building up
No way to blame me
The air now has stunk!
You shot out a fart
and you're to blame
You give farts a bad name
Invisible gas I can not see
Your sighs of relief
Are freggin' killin me (ewwauh)
(Instrumental Solo)
Oh! Poofed out a fart
and no dog to blame
You give farts a bad name
I can't lite a spark for the fear of flame
You gave your drawers a bad stain (bad stain)
You let out a fart
and you're to blame
You give farts a bad name (bad name)
I play my part and you play your shame
You gave air a bad stank (bad phfrrraaapptt!)
You give farts…
You give farts… (bad stench)
You give farts…
You give farts… (bad stench)
You give farts…
You give farts… (bad stench)
You give farts…
You give farts… (bad stench)
And you're to blame
Darling', you gave farts a bad name!
(Instrumental)
A facial smirk is what you sell
Your butt cheeks quiver then you put us thru hell
A little toot is what you send
Silent but deadly comes out from your end
Whoa! You're a loaded arsh (yeah)
Whoa! There's no where to run
No one can save us
It's the fart that you've done
Shot through your ass
And you're to blame
You give farts a bad name
We hold our farts, but you play your games
You gave farts a bad name
You gave f-a-r-t-s, a bad stank (bad stink)
Your wink of an eye is what I'm dealt
Fanning your hands then bluffing the smell
Flatulence hid you act so sly
Your very first stink is your last stank goodbye
Whoa! You're a loaded skunk
Whoa! Oh, it's building up
No way to blame me
The air now has stunk!
You shot out a fart
and you're to blame
You give farts a bad name
Invisible gas I can not see
Your sighs of relief
Are freggin' killin me (ewwauh)
(Instrumental Solo)
Oh! Poofed out a fart
and no dog to blame
You give farts a bad name
I can't lite a spark for the fear of flame
You gave your drawers a bad stain (bad stain)
You let out a fart
and you're to blame
You give farts a bad name (bad name)
I play my part and you play your shame
You gave air a bad stank (bad phfrrraaapptt!)
You give farts…
You give farts… (bad stench)
You give farts…
You give farts… (bad stench)
You give farts…
You give farts… (bad stench)
You give farts…
You give farts… (bad stench)
You Give Farts a Bad Name - a parody (c) 2009 Richard Jones
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What a farting good song 555
Toilet humor doesn't generally do well on this site for some reason, but regardless, I thought this was pretty well written, and I personally thought it was funny. The original song was a personal favorite of Bon Jovi's collection, and you gave it a clever title sub, pacing could use a little fine tuning, but since at least two voters rated on content in pacing and not actual pacing accuracy, I'll try to even it out a bit with a set of 5's
What a parody! So funny! You should hear him sing it! Awesome!
The paragraph above the song, is NOT lyrics that is actually part of the song; but, extra words that were not to be included in the song, simply because, the song wasn't long enough to include all I that wanted too within the song's limits--consider those words above as a poem--OR BONUS! And, from henceforth, is what would could be considered a FIRST in the Parody Kinddom as an EXTENDED VERSION! If you start the song were it is supposed to be, the timing and pacing is ACCURATE! Perhaps one day, I will record it for youtube and be famous cause my voice is accurate; and the compliments have been that, I, actually sing the original karaoke BETTER than the original Bon Jovi artist's version--LMAO!
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