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Song Parodies -> "Come On And Get Me Pigs"

Original Song Title:

"Livin on a Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Come On And Get Me Pigs"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

A mad biker gets chased by the police on his bike.
I walked right home back from the dock
Couldn’t start my bike
The engine is fucked… its f****d, so f****d
I was riding Gina all day
Riding on my bike, the engine would start
It would – last night

You really gotta hold on when she hits tops
It wouldn’t make a difference
If I crashed it or not
She tops 200 and that’s top speed
For her – been chased by the cops

Whooah, come and get me
Oh oh come on and get me pigs
Lets go fast theirs no slowing I swear
Come on and get me pigs

I am trying to lose the cops
But they’re all still keeping up
What must I do – get lost, get lost
I’m more than just speeding away
I got in to a fight
Some policeman said I looked so gay, not gay

I knocked him right out, I bust his chops
Because some other people saw it
And they called the cops
I’ve got my motor and that’s all that
I love – come get me you cops

Whooah, come and get me
Oh oh come on and get me pigs
Lets go fast, theirs no slowing I swear
Come on and get me pigs

You’ve got to hold when she hit tops
You live for the night getting chased by the cops

Whooah, come and get me
Oh oh come on and get me pigs
Lets go fast, theirs no slowing I swear
Come on and get me pigs


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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Gari J - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Who are the idiots who keeps putting 1's on most of my parodies and least have the guts to say why. Their not all as good as one another but the not a 1 score.
Andria - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Gari, maybe it's the fact that many Americans don't understand British humor that gives you all 1s. I liked this parody, but I don't recommend dropping any more f-bombs (writing the "F" word into your parody and not censoring it) and making references to the perceived appearance of gay men so that you will stay on the good side of the editors. Well, I certainly liked this parody, and I give you 5s.
Below Average Dave - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I just noticed your comment in the latest comments Gari. Unfortunately 1 bombing is something of an annoyance we all deal with. I've learned to take it as an honor. If I got under someone's skin enough to have them waste their time with a 1 bomb and they can't even comment--well I've acheived something. . .just ask Max Power, practically everything he posts gets 1 bombed to death (we are talking 8 to 40 1 bombs per parody) regardless of topic. . .obviously a cookie addict on that one. . .but don't take it personally, I only look at comments anyway, as much as I love 5s, I've learend to love all votes. . .because afterall the fact you got someone's attention enough to vote is an accomplishment in and of itself.
Gari J - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Could be Andria but I dont think Trans Atlantic differences in humour are the cause here, Just a couple of people who just have nothing to do but give 1 bombs. I do apologise for not censoring the F word, But it is diificult at times lately I've been writing a lot of parodies In between work and Uni and I guess the odd ones slip out. It would be nice if this site had an edit option or the site editor would censor those words. Thank you for the 5's
Gari J - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment
To true B.A.D 1's are an annoyance, I'm not looking for fives on everything nor do I think i should get them automatically (even though they are cool for viewing) I just would like an honest vote or comment which in fairness I have mostly got from people like yourself Andria, Christie Marie M, Joe, Joe sielbert and so on. That said I like your logic and just ignore from now on :D

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