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Song Parodies -> "Drinkin' for a Dare"

Original Song Title:

"Livin' on a Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Drinkin' for a Dare"

Parody Written by:

Johnno Mariachi

The Lyrics

My first parody, hope you guys like it.
Drinkin’ for a Dare

Once upon a time
Many beers ago

Tommy used to drink lots of scotch
Slipped on someone’s puke
He’s down on the ground ”My crotch, my crotch…”

Gina sleeps with men for their cash
Gets picked up in bars,
Leaves them with a rash
The slut, the slut…

She says “I dare you to try some of this beer
”It travels down your throat and it comes out of your rear”
He saw her boobs and thought she was hot
and said – “I’ll just try a shot”

Whooah, he’s halfway there
Whooah, drinkin’ for a dare
Strips off his pants and his underwear
Whooah, drinkin’ for a dare

Tommy got picked up by the cops
Now they’re holding him
In the local station jail, so small, its small

Gina got arrested as well
When she entered the cell
Tommy asked her “Give me my money, honey”

”Because I know you stole some, when I was drunk
Now I’m sitting here in jail and
I smell like a dead skunk
We’re stuck together and I have no doubt
That guard is checking me out”

Whooah, he’s covered in hair
Whooah, hairy like a bear
Strips off his pants and his underwear
Whooah, hairy like a bear

”I’ve got to hold on ready or not
Tonight is a night which won’t soon be forgot

“Whooah, it’s quite a scare
Whooah, strapped me to a chair
Stripped off my pants and my underwear
Whooah, strapped me to a chair”

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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Arwen - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow...so many sets of pants and underwear are getting stripped off, I feel like I'm watching Cinemax! ; ) If this is really your first effort at parody...it's a GREAT first try! Keep writing!
Christie Marie M - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Not bad for your first parody! I love the way you interchanged those choruses in your song! Welcome to the site! 555!!
Dean Sapcas - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice man keep up the good work
Phil Alexander - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
That's pretty good for a first parody (he says, trying hard not to sound too condescending ;-) ) - a super title substitution, good storyline and some good line subs, too. What Arwen said - keep at it :-)
Johnno Mariachi - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for your support guys, it was my first parody on this site, I'd tried my hand at 1 or 2 song parodies on my own before but none of them were great so this is my first decent attempt. Thanks again!

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