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Song Parodies -> "Girls Gone Wild"

Original Song Title:

"Wanted Dead Or Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Girls Gone Wild"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

It's twelve o'clock in the middle of the night
My TV's on, giving off a hint of light
I'm in my bed, my blanket's over me
What's underneath, I won't let you see
Cuz I'm a pervert, gotta find my KY
And I'm watchin' Girls Gone Wild
I'm watchin' Girls Gone Wild

Sometimes they're drunk, sometimes these girls are stoned
At the end of it all, they're gonna go and get boned
They're showin' me their jugs and they're showin' me their butt
Sometimes if I'm lucky, they'll show me what's in front
Cuz I'm a pervert, gotta find my KY
And I'm watchin' (watchin') Girls Gone Wild
I'm watchin' (watchin') Girls Gone Wild

Oh they're wild

Cuz I'm a pervert, gotta find my KY
And I'm watchin' (watchin') Girls Gone Wild

Well I bought this tape from the porn shop down the street
With a Kama Sutra book and some oil for my feet
If you think there's nothing else to get excited about
Just wait until tomorrow, volume two's coming out
Cuz I'm a pervert, gotta find my KY
And I'm watchin' (watchin') Girls Gone Wild
I'm a pervert, gonna make me go blind
But I'll still watch (still watch) Girls Gone Wild
I'm watchin' (I'm watchin')Girls Gone Wild


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David Pratter - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Great Parody! I searched this site a couple weeks ago looking to see if anyone wrote a song about "Girls Gone Wild" already and nobody did, so I thought I'd come up with one. Tonight, I just wrote a parody of "Girls, Girls, Girls" by Mötley Crüe about it and I'm going to submit it shortly! If Chuck approves of it, read it if you have a chance. Overall, this song is great! It kind of touches the issue, but it doesn't mention anything about Joe Francis, the head of the whole empire. It also doesn't say how it's a disgrace to society either. You did well with coming up with your lyrics, Kudos to you!
Showtime - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
this is a great thought but something is missing......Great job though and look forward to checking your others out!
Crazy Dave - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I like how each line fits with the music vary well. 555.

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