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Song Parodies -> "He's Chuck Norris"

Original Song Title:

"Wanted Dead Or Alive"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"He's Chuck Norris"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

He's on his game, only his foot will change
Everyday he beats up meat with his fists
Every place the faces are so bold
He is the best and that no one can own

He's a cowboy, he can kill you with one flinch
He's the greatest, he's Chuck Norris
Bad ass, he's Chuck Norris

He never sleeps, never weeps for babes
Tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
He doesn't have a chin
There is only another fist
Times when he's alone, all he does is drink

He's the cowboy, he can kill you with one finch
He's the greatest, he's Chuck Norris
Bad ass, he's Chuck Norris

He's the best in the world, he doesn't use crack
He can't gain wait, Chucky can't get fat
Can't shave his hair, only Chuck Norris can cut him
He has a billion techniques and he's used them all

He's the cowboy, he's never in danger
He's the greatest, he's Chuck Norris
He's the cowboy, Walker Texas Ranger
He's bad ass, he's Chuck Norris
Bad ass, The Chuck Norris

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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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ThatAwesomeGuy - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
What? You don't like Chuck Norris?

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