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Song Parodies -> "The Hillary healthcare song"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Medicine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"The Hillary healthcare song"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly incorrect

The Lyrics

Free healthcare, huh?
Her program feeds bad medicine
Bad medicine from Hillary
Whoa oh oh
Stir it up, that bad medicine
That witch doctor can't cure no disease

(Bad Medicine)

I ain't got no pills, gimme my perscription please
And I'll play a doctor at some phony pharmacy
She's got lots of money, she's so full of greed
Gonna say more to brainwash her supporters slyly
She's got free tampons at the elementary
Count 'em 1 2 3

First her greed (That's what you get with the healthcare slut)
Then you bleed (She'll tax a little, but it's never enough)
Gettin' on my nerves (That's what you get with the healthcare slut)
Glad this bitch ain't elected, damn she's such a bug!
Whoa ho oh

Hillary wants bad medicine
Bad medicine from Hillary
Stir it up just like bad medicine
That witch doctor can't cure no disease
Bad, bad medicine

We don't need no needle to be givin' us a thrill
Or those pills from Canada to reduce the med bill
That run down election cause she won't leave the track
She got a jolt of rejection now here's a monkey called Barack
There ain't no paramedics for Bill's heart attack

When she speaks (that's what you get with the healthcare slut)
Then you bleed (she'll tax a little but it's never enough)
Glad this bitch ain't elected, damn she's such a bug!
Whoa ho oh

Hillary likes bad medicine
Bad medicine is what she feeds
Whoa ho oh
Stir it up just like bad medicine
That witch doctor, baby, is such a tease
Bad, bad medicine
That's what she wants
Bad, bad medicine
That's what she feeds

She's like a dictator, and her campaign is a mess
She's got an all night vibrator wrapped in a stocking under her dress
When you buy her medicine you don't take it to bed
If there's something better, bitch, they haven't found it yet
Whoa ho oh

Hillary wants bad medicine
Bad medicine is what she feeds
Whoa ho oh
Stir it up just like bad medicine
That witch doctor can't cure no disease
Hillary and bad medicine
Bad medicine is what she feeds
Whoa ho oh
Stir it up just like bad medicine
Her magic potion can't cure no disease
Bad, bad medicine
That's what she wants
Bad, bad medicine
Coot baby. Coot baby.
She gotta go, she gotta, she gotta go, she gotta, she gotta, she gotta
She gonna say it again

(Wait a minute, wait a minute, morons. I'm not done. One more time... with feelin'. Come on... alright? Help me out now.)

Hillary wants bad medicine
Bad medicine is what she feeds
Whoa ho oh
Stir it up just like bad medicine
Her magic potion can't cure no disease
Hillary and bad medicine
Bad pills are what she feeds
Her plan is bad medicine

Bad medicine...












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Andy Primus - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well done, I'm not a Jovi fan myself so I had to Youtube it to hear the original. I've just done a Hillary Clinton one as well which should be on tomorrow (If they allow it).

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