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Song Parodies -> "Toilet Shopping"

Original Song Title:

"You Give Love A Bad Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Toilet Shopping"

Parody Written by:

Sameh Khan

The Lyrics

A guy needs to use the toilet while shopping. Not written with much care. Comments (constructive) would be appreciated.
I need relief,
my bladders gonna burst,
I need a piss... right now.

Should have taken... a piss before,
But i didn't... and now I'll go on the floor

Chains of love got a hold on me
When passions a prison, you cant break free

I've got a loaded gun
Theres nowhere to run
A toilet can save me
The damage ain't done (yet)

Chorus:
Ran through the mart
Ran through the aisle
No sweat... theres another mile.
Im last in line, and theres an old guy in front
Please make him quick, coz i gotta run
Please make him quick... coz i gotta run.

Muscles tighten, on my hips
Im holding it in, I hope i don't trip
This ain't a dream, its gonna come soon
That can of orange juice is the janitors doom

I've got a loaded gun
Theres nowhere to run
A toilet can save me
The damage ain't done

Chorus:
Ran to the pisser
Ran to the wall
Shit, it ain't there, so I'll use a stall
Theres crap floating in it
But i dont care
I pull down my pants and let out a trail

I've got an empty gun
I walk out fine
The girls all stare
I look at the sign...
If you didn't figure it out, he went to the womens toilet.

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2Eagle - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I sympathize. Now look up parody authors and find Poomaster and, also, look up 2Eagle's parody of My Little Girl.
Red Ant - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Was just thinking about this song today. Good work here - tighten up the pacing and change up the verbatim lines from the original and you'll improve in no time.
Sameh Khan - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I didn't notice that i left the originl lines intact. Ive changed them... but i cant change it on the site.
Serevi - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I can sympathise also, sounds like you were going through the same experience as me when i wrote my "Walking Cross-Legged" parody! lol! Good job though, like Red Ant said tighten up th pacing and you'll do really well! :D

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