I need relief,
my bladders gonna burst,
I need a piss... right now.

Should have taken... a piss before,
But i didn't... and now I'll go on the floor

Chains of love got a hold on me
When passions a prison, you cant break free

I've got a loaded gun
Theres nowhere to run
A toilet can save me
The damage ain't done (yet)

Chorus:
Ran through the mart
Ran through the aisle
No sweat... theres another mile.
Im last in line, and theres an old guy in front
Please make him quick, coz i gotta run
Please make him quick... coz i gotta run.

Muscles tighten, on my hips
Im holding it in, I hope i don't trip
This ain't a dream, its gonna come soon
That can of orange juice is the janitors doom

I've got a loaded gun
Theres nowhere to run
A toilet can save me
The damage ain't done

Chorus:
Ran to the pisser
Ran to the wall
Shit, it ain't there, so I'll use a stall
Theres crap floating in it
But i dont care
I pull down my pants and let out a trail

I've got an empty gun
I walk out fine
The girls all stare
I look at the sign...