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Song Parodies -> "The Living Teddy Bear"

Original Song Title:

"Living On A Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"The Living Teddy Bear"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Tommy always seems to be down on his luck.... Here's the Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE11Zrrp24I
(You should be careful
Of what you wish for)

Tommy moved away from his buds
Such a depressed tyke
A stuffed bear named Judd’s
His friend, One friend

Santa heard this small child say
“I wish Judd were alive so we could go and play
Dear God, Dear God”

He went and granted Tom’s wish, but Judd’s not nice
He’s getting into trouble, and the curtains are sliced
In the clam chowder adds his own “spice”
Oh God!
He’s the Anti-Christ!!!

Whoa!
Now Tom is scared!
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!
Barbie’s head
Nailed to a chair!
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!

Tommy needs a shotgun and glock
On his Etch-A-Sketch a Pentagram
Is chalked
(No bluff, Mischeif)

Sacrificing Tommy’s Gameboy
A hex he recites
To the devil
Tommy is annoyed
(Damn toy!)

Judd turned the Toy Box into a shrine
He raised a toast to Satan and he drank all dad’s wine
On Beanie Baby skulls he dines
Oh No!
Show this on Dateline!!!

Whoa!
A kid's nightmare
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!
Chucky’s bland
Nothing in compare
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!

Satan’s Teddy Bear!!!

Although he looks like Winnie The Pooh
If you sleep at night you’ll be used in Voodoo

Whoa!
Satanic glare
Whoa!
Hear him cuss and swear
Pray for help
From that Buzz Lightyear
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!

Whoa!
He’s Hitler’s heir
Whoa!
Toys beyond repair!
Make a wish
But please beware
Of...
The Living Teddy Bear!

(Fade out into blackness)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   1
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 5   14
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Phil Alexander - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Matthias... we definitely have a contender here :-D
Jeff Reuben - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree, great idea for the song, you've hit my type of humor :) I love the visual of Barbie's head nailed to a chair.
Jack Wilson - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
This made me LMAO, as usual. 5s!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
That sounds like on evil little bear. . .didn't like the 7th place finish in the last round, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. . .hey wait, I gave you 2nd place in my vote--spare me please:)
Matthias - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Dave: Half the reason I wrote this parody was because I was pissed about finishing in next to dead last in all of the Decathlon contests and I wanted to get my anger out through something, I thought HEY! Why not a Satanic Teddy Bear! My mind works in very strange ways.... Because I could have easilly done a Grand Theft Auto parody and it would have had the same responce as this one as far as anger goes, but people are expecting GTA to be angry and bloody, nobody is expect a cute little teddy bear to be. Anyways.... Thank you Jack, Jeff, Phil and Dave.
MrMacphisto - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
This is THE best of today... LOL... 5-5-5
stuart mcarthur - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Ha! Excellent, and hilarious. The idea was brilliant for a start but the follow-through honoured it, and some great wordplaying off the OS, matty - I loved your intro comment too about Tommy always being down on his luck - LOL! - 555
Kristof Robertson - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Totally terrifying but very funny...The Omen meets Toy Story! You're a strange dude, Matty: and that's a huge compliment! 555
Agrimorfee - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec)I could only think of that cute Teddy from AI:Artificial Intelligence gone AWOL. Nice work.
Serevi - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Lmao!!! Lovin' it, great idea, great rhythm and fantastic lines all over the place. Especially changing the chorus every time always makes a difference, and every one was great! Today's the day the teddy bear get's his 5's! :D
bobpiecheese - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. You're a very strange person, you do know that, don't you? Well done, Matthias.
Kristof Robertson - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.4) I haven't had a decent night's sleep since I first read this, Matty...BRAVO!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Very creative. . .any song that makes someone call you strange is good. I have only one tiny suggestion, the way the choruses are aligned made me have to look a couple times, but hilarious parody, and near perfect pacing.
stuart mcarthur - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2.4) yep, loved this one Matty
Arwen - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...as a hard core Bon Jovi fan, I stumbled a couple times with minor pacing issues, and some internal rhyming stuff...but over all, this ROCKED, Matty...=) Nice work!
Jack Wilson - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
See above!
Mikey Squirrel - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC- Wow, Matthias. That's one pretty sick stuffed bear. Very well done and psychotically funny!
Agrimorfee - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Still a killer!
Max Power - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Are you sure it wasn't Rupert?
bobpiecheese - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above. Still scares seven shades of shinola outta me!
Dr Music - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Genius. Pure genius. I love the possessed toy theme- it's been do so many times in movies like in Child's Play and yet it never gets old. This song does indeed remind me of those Werebear toys. The werebear toys were irrevisable teddies that had a nice side and a monstrous side. Basically, you would turn them inside out to see their nasty side. 555 beanie babies for you.
Rex - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Bears can use hammers and nails? EVERYBODY PANIC! (BTW, loved the phrase "Satan's teddy bear").
Wolverine - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) (Un)Holy crap, this was a great read. Very funny, and the only thing that could have topped it is if it was one of those freakin' cutesy Care Bears. 666 to you...oh...wait, can't do that. You'll have to settle for 555.
Dr Music - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song. And by the way, on X Entertainment there is a real article with this theme. It mentions something about a Teddy Ruxpin doll which became posessed in the middle of a church seminar, it's eyes turned red, sprouted horns, and started speaking in a deep demonic distorted voice. I swear it's true. They've been several other stories involving killer toys I think- of course Toy Story doesn't count as the toys in it are good guys and the mutant toys turned out to be friendly.
Jeff Reuben - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
See above, you know that this is one of my favs!
Below Average Dave - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
See Above
Dr Music - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Once again, great song. I'm a huge fan of the type of horror movies with the main terror being a possessed toy or something similar. My favourite being the 80's movie Gremlins. One of my other favourites is Jack Frost- ( and no it's not the Michael Keaton children's comedy one) with the killer who was a snowman. Then there's my personal favourite the killer bunny from Monty Python's Holy Grail. One of my favourite possessed toy movies is Child's Play. Have you ever seen the horror movie Black Sheep? I did, it was awesome.

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