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Song Parodies -> "Wanted Dead Or Asleep"
Original Song Title:
"Wanted Dead Or Alive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"Wanted Dead Or Asleep"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday, it seems time's wastin' away
Another place, where the spying is so bright
I really don't want to go back home
I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep, wanted dead or asleep
Sometimes I stalk, sometimes it's not for days
The missions I must complete go in separate ways
Sometimes I'm being caught by the Russians I can't know
And times when I'm all alone going with the flow
I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep, wanted dead or asleep
I'm a creep (yeah!)
Ooh, and I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep
I stalk these streets
Just breaking other people's back
I play for keeps in the point of striking back
I've been everywhere, I'm used to be small
I've seen a million spies that went off the wall
I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep
I'm a decoy, still secrets I have to keep
I'm wanted dead or asleep, wanted dead or asleep
Everyday, it seems time's wastin' away
Another place, where the spying is so bright
I really don't want to go back home
I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep, wanted dead or asleep
Sometimes I stalk, sometimes it's not for days
The missions I must complete go in separate ways
Sometimes I'm being caught by the Russians I can't know
And times when I'm all alone going with the flow
I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep, wanted dead or asleep
I'm a creep (yeah!)
Ooh, and I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep
I stalk these streets
Just breaking other people's back
I play for keeps in the point of striking back
I've been everywhere, I'm used to be small
I've seen a million spies that went off the wall
I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep
I'm a decoy, still secrets I have to keep
I'm wanted dead or asleep, wanted dead or asleep
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I feel that the lyrics are too close to the original. plus Dead or Asleep dosen't make a hole lot of cence.
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