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Song Parodies -> "Wanted Dead Or Asleep"

Original Song Title:

"Wanted Dead Or Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Wanted Dead Or Asleep"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday, it seems time's wastin' away
Another place, where the spying is so bright
I really don't want to go back home

I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep, wanted dead or asleep

Sometimes I stalk, sometimes it's not for days
The missions I must complete go in separate ways
Sometimes I'm being caught by the Russians I can't know
And times when I'm all alone going with the flow

I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep, wanted dead or asleep
I'm a creep (yeah!)

Ooh, and I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep

I stalk these streets
Just breaking other people's back
I play for keeps in the point of striking back
I've been everywhere, I'm used to be small
I've seen a million spies that went off the wall

I'm a decoy, giving people the creeps
I'm wanted dead or asleep
I'm a decoy, still secrets I have to keep
I'm wanted dead or asleep, wanted dead or asleep

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Crazy Dave - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I feel that the lyrics are too close to the original. plus Dead or Asleep dosen't make a hole lot of cence.

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