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Song Parodies -> "You Just Love the Brand Names"

Original Song Title:

"You Give Love a Bad Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"You Just Love the Brand Names"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Shop with a cart!
And you're insane!
Darlin, you just love the brand names.

The bargain aisle, has stuff on sale
But you need the logo, and pay more as well
Coupon books got a hold on me
When Coke costs two bucks less, you get Pepsi

Woah, when you're havin fun, yeah
Woah, you buy more than one!
Don't take exchanges,
Returns or refunds!

Shop with a cart!
And you're insane!
You just love the brand names. (brand names!)
Your credit cards, they don't like this game!
You just love the brand names. (brand names!)
Yeah you just love...
The brand names.

The candy aisle has your chips
Some on sale, are not on your list
We're low on cash, and I know why
The very worst price is the first thing you buy

Woah, when you're havin fun,
Woah, you buy more than one!
Don't take exchanges,
Returns or refunds!

Shop with a cart!
And you're insane!
You just love the brand names. (brand names!)
Your credit cards, they don't like this game!
You just love the brand names. (brand names!)

You just love...

Oooooooh!

Shop with a cart!
And you're insane!
You just love the brand names.
Your credit cards, they don't like this game!
You just love the brand names. (brand names!)

Shop with a cart!
And you're insane!
You just love the brand names. (brand names!)
Your credit cards, they don't like this game!
You just love the brand names. (brand names!)
You just love...
You just love...
The brand names.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 19

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Billy Florio - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Darkjon, this is great...glad to have you back
lebeiw15 - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job!
Jeff Reuben - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Good idea for a song...good job

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