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Song Parodies -> "Uranus"

Original Song Title:

"Wanted Dead Or Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Uranus"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Ya filthy knave
Whyd you tell me to shave?
See the planks That we pass by all day
My matey's face, octopus like Davy Jones
While I was sleepin last night,you drank all my rum

Cause Ill tell ya
Drink all my rum one more time
Or you're walkin the plank tonight
Yer walkin the plank tonight

Ahoy matey! My rum must last all day
And the wenches I seek, give me cooked fish on a plate
I got all my gold today
In a treasure chest,wont sink
When you think Im done with rum, you pour it down a sink

Im a pirate
On a wooden ship I sail
But youre walkin the plank tonight
Yer walkin (walkin ) the plank tonight

Im a pirate
On a wooden ship I sail
But youre walkin the plank tonight
Yer walkin (walkin ) the plank tonight


I swim these seas, green feathered parrot on my arm
Its not a sparrow, and Im no Captain Jack
You hid the treasure ,WHERE?!?!, I just have to go say "ARRRRRRRR"
See all of those filthy planks? YEAH YOULL WALK THEM ALL!!!!

Well that's it, BOY! You should know the treasure's MINE
NOW YOU'RE WALKIN (WALKIIIIN) THE PLANK TONIGHT!
Goin down boy, Davy Jones by your side
Go walk yon plank tonight
Walkin the plank tonight
Yeah youll walk,the plank tonight
Wont survive, the plank tonight
The plank tonight
Yon plank tonight
That plank tonight
PLANK'S TO THE RIGHT
2006 Captain Jack "Sparrow" Wilson

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Jeff Reuben - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
By any chance did Autofilter get you with the title on this? Couldn't figure out where Uranus came from. Anyway, loved the song, well done with the pirate theme. Anything with rum can't be bad.
Jack Wilson - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah it did, Jeff and thanks! Uranus comes from my parody of "Renegade"called "Uranus"and I had about 6 parodies after that come up as Uranus but have resubmitted those
Crazy Dave - February 10, 2008 - Report this comment
This sounds fermiller dosent it?

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