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Song Parodies -> "Cover Your Mouth"

Original Song Title:

"You Give Love A Bad Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Cover Your Mouth"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Cover your mouth,you're spreading germs
This is what you have not learned

You cough as your brother's girlfriend
Your brother got upset,just right now and then
Bad manners must be gone away
Stop yourself from coughing,don't be afraid

Woah,an infection trance,yeah
Woah,should you stand a chance?
Unfair 'cause you got germs on your hands?

Cover your mouth,you're spreading germs
This is what you have not learned
Each time you cough,you're spreading germs
This is what you have not learned

You were one infectious hazard
Stop your germ spreading disaster
You filthy mouth,there's nothing wrong
You need to cover it the next time you yawn

Woah,an infection trance,yeah
Woah,should you stand a chance?
You're scared if you caught germs on your hands?

Cover your mouth,you're spreading germs
This is what you have not learned
Each time you yawn,you're spreading germs
This is what you have not learned

This is what...

Duh!

Cover your mouth,you're spreading germs
This is what you have not learned
When you cough,you're spreading germs
This is what you have not learned

Cover your mouth,you're spreading germs
This is what you have not learned
When you yawn,you're spreading germs
This is what you have not learned
This is what...this is what...this is what you have not learned

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Whiskered Rooster - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
444. The pacing could use some sophistication, but I think what you offer is a fair warning to anyone who doesn't understand that germs are the one thing you SHOULDN'T share.

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