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Song Parodies -> "AOL 8.5"

Original Song Title:

"Wanted Dead or Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"AOL 8.5"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

I think its up to 8.5 now...
Its all the same
only the name has changed
Everyday it seems
theyre making us pay
on my computer,
its componets are so old
its drive's alright
but it does run real slow

for my computer
and its mad slow hard drive
for I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5
yes, I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5

I must repeat
because its a new age
and the parts that you need
will be old in a few days
sometimes it loads ok
but then crashes from defeat
and times when the servers blown
all it does is beep

for my computer
and its mad slow hard drive
for I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5
yes, I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5

for my computer
and its mad slow hard drive
for I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5
yes, I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5

I surf the net
with a dial-up for that
connections dead
and I might not get it back
Ive been everywhere
and still my comp is old
and every part has a replacement
but my internet is slow

for my computer
and its mad slow hard drive
for I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5
yes, I want it, want it
(AO)L 8.5

AOL 8.5
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Phil Alexander - January 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Very tight, good use of the original song - and I'll bet you didn't submit it on-line using AOL 8.5, as it would probably have crashed en route ;-)

Phil
Jeff Buchoff - January 17, 2003 - Report this comment
So glad I dumped AOL...good to hear that nothing's changed.
Ghetto John - January 17, 2003 - Report this comment
great parody dude
lebeiw15 - January 18, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!
Crazy Dave - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I like what your talking about, i also like your useage of backround singers. (ex (AO)L 8.5) but i saw one or two lines you might want to look over, because they don't fit the music vary well. (ex you dont need the "dose" in "but it does run real slow" and make it runs.) 455. good job.

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