555 for you, come on people, I KNOW I'm not the only one who ever let out a fart and got more than I bargained for.

It was clever, but there were a few pacing problems. "You left your drawers with a bad stain" is 8 syllables compared to "You give love a bad name" which is 6.

I personally put pacing above all else, because it does no good at all if you cant sing the parody over the original. You are correct on the 8vs6, but if a song is between a 4 and a 5 equally, well that would mean 4.5, which of course rounds up to five. MATH GEEK ALERT!! But I'm not going to bag a parody with a 4 because its not "perfect", and this cae it was not, but closer to a 5 than a 4 in my opinion (and not saying yours is wrong in anyway/shape/form ).

My name isn't really "Hoof Hearted"; that's just a play on words, like Bart's crank calls to Moe's Tavern. (I don't think he's done that one yet...but I can visualize it... Moe: "Moe's Tavern, how may I help you?" Bart: "Yeah, I'm looking for a friend of mine, Mr. Hearted. First name: Hoof." Moe: "Hold on, I'll check. (he goes into the bar) Uh... Hoof Hearted? Hoof Hearted! C'mon guys, do you know Hoof Hearted?" Barney: "Maybe it was you! I can still smell it!" (all the guys in the bar crack up) Moe (returning to the phone): "Listen you little rotten punk, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll rip your brains out!" (Bart cracks up laughing as he hangs up the phone.) Like I said, that one hasn't been used, but if it were, that's probably how it would go.) Also, that was the real name of a horse in a horse race one time on TV. But my real name is Fred.

At any rate, I see your point about the pacing. But I still don't think it was spot on. However i respect your opinion.

I agree with what you said. By the way, I just thought of a new Bart prank phone call with your name in mind: Bart: Yeah, I'm looking for a Mr. Ofthedark, first name Fred. Moe: Let me check. " Is the anyone here Fred Of the dark? Ok, not a great joke( and not to bag you at all, my real first name is much worse, and can be used sooo many ways). :)

Good one, RA. That's quite creative. This one's probably been contemplated as well: Moe: "Moes Tavern, birthplace of the Rob Roy." Bart: "Uh...is Ben there? Last name Dover?" Moe: "One moment please. (he goes into the bar) Uh...Ben Dover? Ben Dover? Come on guys, put down your glasses. Ben Dover!" (the guys would probably get up and bend over or something) Moe (returning to the phone): "Oh it's you again, huh? Well listen, one of these days I'm gonna use your tongue as a paintbrush to paint my house with!" (Again, Bart cracks up as he hangs up the phone.)

Thanks for your good humor Mr. Hoof Hearted.

Thank you, Mr. Ant. (or is it Ms. Ant?) Here's another crank call to Moe's that probably hasn't been done yet..

Moe: "Moe's Tavern... what can I do for you?"

Bart: "Hi, is Dan there?"

Moe: "Dan?"

Bart: "Yeah, Dan. Last name, Druff."

Moe: "Just a moment. (he goes to the bar) Telephone call for Dan. Dan Druff. Hey, do I have any Dan Druff here?"

Barney: "You sure do!" (all the guys laugh)

Moe: (returns to the phone) "Listen, you little creep, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'm gonna throw you off the roof of a 100-story building!"

(Bart cracks up laughing as he hangs up)

Its Mr. Red Ant, and if you like the Simpsons and aren't offended by toliet humor and curse words I'd suggest South Park Movie : Bigger, Longer, Uncut. Phillip: Oooh , Terrance? Terrance: Yes Phillip? Phillip: Briiiiip!!! Hahahaha I farted. Terrance: You sure did Phillip hahaha. The rest of that skit cannot be put here because of EXTREMELY filthy language.:) Good one on Dan Druff. Heres a good one as well: Bart: Yes, I'm looking for a foreign friend of mine, last name Meoff, first name Toujacque......draw your own conclusion....

I was thinking more of "my Russian friend Jack, last name Miov" (pronounced "me off"). But yours is kinda funny. I wonder if the Simpsons writers even thought up things for Ben Dover and Dan Druff (like I just did) maybe they just couldn't think up any good threats. I'll see if I can find a page that lists all the crank calls.