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Song Parodies -> "(Vikings Are) Unwanted Dead or Alive"

Original Song Title:

"Wanted Dead or Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"(Vikings Are) Unwanted Dead or Alive"

Parody Written by:

Jovi Lloyd Morrison

The Lyrics

I was writing my report on the Vikings (Sorry if you were expecting the Football team), and listening to my Bon Jovi CD at the same time, and so I just started singing along. It was strange, and candid, and may sound raw, because I just kept on typing it. Hey, it got me an extra 5 points in Social Studies. =P
It's all the same, only the names will change
We're Vikings, we're getting stronger each day
Off to conquer another place where the faces are so cold
I'd travel all night, just for a place to call home

I'm a Viking, on a stolen ship I ride
I'm unwanted dead or alive
Unwanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
And the people I meet, always run the other way
Sometimes you can tell the day
By the silver and gold you see
And times when you're all alone all you do is think

I walk these streets, a sword at my side
Vikings play for keeps, 'cause we might not make it back
I've been everywhere, still I'm standing tall
I've seen a million faces an I've finished off them all

I'm a Viking, on a stolen ship I ride
I'm unwanted dead or alive
I'm a Viking, I got a shield at my side
I'm unwanted dead or alive
Unwanted dead or alive

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.6

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Angel - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
5 points in Social Studies ? Cool... A sword at my side? hehehe, I like swords...

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