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Song Parodies -> "Haunted Creaky Old Dive"

Original Song Title:

"Wanted Dead or Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Haunted Creaky Old Dive"

Parody Written by:

M. McCain

The Lyrics

An ode to one of my all-time favorite cartoon episodes.
End of the day, the sky an ashen gray
Porky Pig needed a warm place to stay
He had a cat, Sylvester was his name
Up-tight fe-line that cannot be tamed

In a ghost town, he just wants to survive
In a haunted, creaky old dive
Haunted, creaky old dive

He could not sleep, he stayed awake all night
Disguising themselves, the mice gave 'im quite a fright
Sylvester got the blame
For the ghostly mouse hi-jinks
Porky thought his cat should really see a shrink

In a ghost town, he just wants to survive
In a haunted, creaky old dive
Haunted, creaky old dive

(Guitar solo)


The morning came, Sylvester was a nervous wreck
So Porky said, "Should we stay? Oh, what the heck."
So Sly got a bat, cracked him on his pate
Then tossed him in the backseat and made his escape

In a ghost town, he managed to survive
In a haunted, creaky old dive
In a ghost town, there was no good place to hide
In a haunted, creaky old dive
Creaky old dive

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Tim Mayfield - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Classic! 5's
M. McCain - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tim :-)
Phil Alexander - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant :-)
M. McCain - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
'Preciate it, phil :-)
Crazy Dave - February 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Paceing was a little off, and i didnt really think it was funny.

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