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Song Parodies -> "You Make Lunch a Craps Game"

Original Song Title:

"You Give Love a Bad Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"You Make Lunch a Craps Game"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

This parody is about those people that gamble with our air quality by passing gas in public. If their personal wager that the fart won't smell, happens to more than flare a few suspicious nostrils, they immediately invoke plan B. Plan B ofcourse is a desprerate attempt to transfer blame to a glutonous dog, some pre-school kids, or some hapless terd walking by. Remember: Don't underestimate the power of digestion.
Your snake eye vile is what I'm dealt
Your wafting me sevens, then bluffing the smell
Chance and luck say the fart won't reek
When gas is a wager, you can't bet cheap

You're a loaded skunk
There's nowhere to run
No way to blame me
Your gamblin' has stunk

Chorus:
Cop to the fart
No dog to blame
You make lunch a craps game
You try real hard to curtain your shame
You make lunch a craps game
You make lunch a craps game

Blame your smell on your kids
Skid marks tell of your flatulence
A Dice Boy's scheme, you act so sly
Your stealthy air toss was your worst bet... goodbye!

You're a moldy sponge
There's nowhere to run
No fart worth claiming
Your dice are expunged

Chorus

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John Barry - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
He-he-he. How about "You Give Buns a Matched Flame"?
MrMacphisto - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... maybe "Farting with Disaster" could be a good follow up involving that Molly Hatchet song...
Kristof Robertson - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Or how about another Bon Jovi classic..."Livin' With Bad Air"? Good one, Lionel...55
Phil Alexander - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
"Cop to the fart" - truly inspired :-)
Anonymous - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Personally I fond it hard to tell what's going on... are they eating lunch or gambling? To me it sounds like the lyrics were originally in Japanese and something was lost in the translation...
Jeff Reuben - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm thinking it was both...intentionally so

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