Song Parodies -> Swimming in Gin
| Original Song Title: | "Living in Sin" |
| Original Performer: | Bon Jovi |
| Parody Song Title: | "Swimming in Gin" |
| Parody Written by: | DarkJon64 |
This is song 3 from my parody album, "Slippery When Drunk". Songs 1 and 2 are "Pukin' on the Stairs" (Living on a Prayer) and "Dad's Medicine" (Bad Medicine). All songs will be parodies of songs by Bon Jovi.Parental advisory.... song contains mild language used for context only, but more importantly deals with getting pretty drunk. Please do not read if you think you may have a problem with either.
I don't need no glasses
To sip on no wine
I don't need no shaker
To mix in no ice
I don't need no tonic
I don't need no new limes
I just need my bottle
End everything inside
Well I know it's only tuesday
And my baby don't approve
But I don't really care now
Telling me what I should do
Now there's a million bottles: vodka, scotch and rum of white,
But I only need one two six
To get me through tonight
And I say baby can you tell me
Just what's happenin?
I'm fuckin' drunk, yes I've been swimming in gin (swimmin in gin)
Is that you honey or what the cat just dragged in?
Oh I'm sorry babe, i've just been swimmin' in gin
Woah...
Is it rright for both 'f our parents
Who drink there beer of lite
Or cassualy drink wisky
till theyre faces both turn white
Or drink their smernoff coolers
At their big and fancy home
You can drink until you pass out
If it's something socsiable
Or is it right to o-pen
A bottle every Knight
And polish of the sucker
Till you're out just like a fuckin' Light
Oh baybe can't you tell me
just where hell i been
i've got my tongue stuck in the bottle again
oh is it wensday morning oh the bathtub is fin
I no im not durnk, i know I'm swimmin in gin
woooaaaaahhh.... catch me
Hey byeaby acn you tell be just whats hapepen gin
im fkcun drkun yehea i been swimminimin gin
or am i gunna die or just this bottle of gin
and if it throw up im gon be simmin in gin
I dunno.... just were is me gin
Sometimes, it scares me!
ooh i dont no warehe be gin
i drono warehe fittin
im drinkin tha gin bob
(swimming in gin)
woooahhh.... i donnnnt knooooooowww.... no id ontno wheere i gone been...
To sip on no wine
I don't need no shaker
To mix in no ice
I don't need no tonic
I don't need no new limes
I just need my bottle
End everything inside
Well I know it's only tuesday
And my baby don't approve
But I don't really care now
Telling me what I should do
Now there's a million bottles: vodka, scotch and rum of white,
But I only need one two six
To get me through tonight
And I say baby can you tell me
Just what's happenin?
I'm fuckin' drunk, yes I've been swimming in gin (swimmin in gin)
Is that you honey or what the cat just dragged in?
Oh I'm sorry babe, i've just been swimmin' in gin
Woah...
Is it rright for both 'f our parents
Who drink there beer of lite
Or cassualy drink wisky
till theyre faces both turn white
Or drink their smernoff coolers
At their big and fancy home
You can drink until you pass out
If it's something socsiable
Or is it right to o-pen
A bottle every Knight
And polish of the sucker
Till you're out just like a fuckin' Light
Oh baybe can't you tell me
just where hell i been
i've got my tongue stuck in the bottle again
oh is it wensday morning oh the bathtub is fin
I no im not durnk, i know I'm swimmin in gin
woooaaaaahhh.... catch me
Hey byeaby acn you tell be just whats hapepen gin
im fkcun drkun yehea i been swimminimin gin
or am i gunna die or just this bottle of gin
and if it throw up im gon be simmin in gin
I dunno.... just were is me gin
Sometimes, it scares me!
ooh i dont no warehe be gin
i drono warehe fittin
im drinkin tha gin bob
(swimming in gin)
woooahhh.... i donnnnt knooooooowww.... no id ontno wheere i gone been...
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Couldn't have said it better myself
Just read this again for the first time in a long while... Hopefully everyone noticed the spelling was getting worse as he was getting more wasted?
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