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Song Parodies -> "Drink Another Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Living On A Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Drink Another Beer"

Parody Written by:

Pete Hogan

The Lyrics

A song about drinking and driving...I don't condone this, it's just a parody.
One beer couldn't hurt
'less you're on the road

Petey used to drink in his car
cops been on his ass
now he don't go far...he's stuck, so stuck
Mary drinks wine coolers all day
drinking in the sun, she drives home her car
for fun- for fun
She's says we better hold on, keep the beers low
it really makes a difference
if we get caught or not
We've got a twelve-pack, and that's a lot
of bud- So let's take a shot

Whooaaaa! we're half way there
Whooaaaa! drink another beer
take my can and just drink if you dare
Whooaaaa! drink another beer

Petey got a six-pack in hand
Now he's drinkin it but he know's it's not enough
it's tough- so tough
Mary puts another away
when she pukes in the night
Petey whispers: Mary clean it up, someday
we better hold on, keep the beers low
it really makes a difference
if we get caught or not
We've got a twelve-pack, and that's a lot
of bud- So let's take a shot

Whooaaaa! we're half way there
Whooaaaa! drink another beer
take my can and just drink if you dare
Whooaaaa! drink another beer

Ooooooooh
We've got to drink up ready or not
you live for the buzz when that's all that you've got

Whooaaaa! we're half way there
Whooaaaa! drink another beer
take my can and just drink if you dare
Whooaaaa! drink another beer (x3)

Please do not drink and drive...You booze, you cruise, you lose!

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