-> "Lions' Misery"
Original Song Title:
"Livin' on a Prayer" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Herman used to play for the team.
Mitchell threw the ball, the Lions were a dream, it seemed.
Sanders brought 'em out of their seats.
But then he went on strike, he hung up his cleats for good. mmmm
He says I gotta hold on to what I made.
It doesn't make a difference if I never get paid.
The only thing they got with Morningweg... IS A FAILING GRADE!
OHHHHHH They're 0 and 3. OHHHH Porcher rips his knee!
Mike McMahon throws it to a DB!! WHOA it's Lions' misery!
Spielman used to crumple the bones,
of backs that came into his area of the zone. Ohhhh
There's a Wide-out by Terry Fair.
Don't even get me started on Andre Ware. Don't dare.
102 grabs for Perriman.
I'll be damned if he ever saw the field again.
Maybe they'll score some points this fine weekend...
FORGET IT MY FRIEND!
OHHHH they're 0-5. OHHHH they're taking a dive.
0-16 is for what we strive. WHOA... can they survive??
******************* Guitar Solo ********************
Oooooo Jason Hansen's still great, no change.
Now if only they could get within his range.
OHHHH They're 0-10. OHHH They lost again!
Are there any fighting men INNNNN the Lion's den??
Whoa! The Lions SUCK!
Whoa! Lions SUCK!
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