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Song Parodies -> "Department Store Shame (Shopped at K-Mart)"

Original Song Title:

"You Give Love a Bad Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Department Store Shame (Shopped at K-Mart)"

Parody Written by:

The Invincible

The Lyrics

Sorry that I haven't submitted anything for a while. But I will try to submit more often from now on. Parody number eleven is in reference to a failed discount department store that never treated me right.
Shopped at K-Mart, thought I could save
Turns out that I dug my own grave

Department stores they try to sell
I went to the K-Mart, they put me through hell
Competition, it's hard to see
When they run you down, declare bankruptcy

Whoa!
It's a broken store
Yeah, whoa...
Not there anymore
Chapter Eleven
They filed with the courts

Shopped at K-Mart
I had no shame
I just wanted to save
Shop the new marts and you won't get played
Wal-Mart is the new name
Wal-Mart is the new name

You make me smile with the hope
That I can save on my liquid soap
A shopper's dream, I'm willing to bet
Not anymore, I'm fine shopping at Target

Whoa!
It's a broken store
Yeah, whoa...
Not there anymore
Chapter Eleven
They filed with the courts

Shopped at K-Mart
I had no shame
It was that or try Ames
Now I fill carts with a load of saves
10 percent...

Shopped at K-Mart
There was no way
I would go on lay-away
Boxes of art and some fresh Corn Flakes
Five bucks off TV trays

Shopped at K-Mart
I had no shame
I just wanted to save
Shop the new marts and you won't get played
Wal-Mart is the new name
Wal-Mart is the new name

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