Song Parodies -> Department Store Shame (Shopped at K-Mart)
| Original Song Title: | "You Give Love a Bad Name" |
| Original Performer: | Bon Jovi |
| Parody Song Title: | "Department Store Shame (Shopped at K-Mart)" |
| Parody Written by: | The Invincible |
Sorry that I haven't submitted anything for a while. But I will try to submit more often from now on. Parody number eleven is in reference to a failed discount department store that never treated me right.
Shopped at K-Mart, thought I could save
Turns out that I dug my own grave
Department stores they try to sell
I went to the K-Mart, they put me through hell
Competition, it's hard to see
When they run you down, declare bankruptcy
Whoa!
It's a broken store
Yeah, whoa...
Not there anymore
Chapter Eleven
They filed with the courts
Shopped at K-Mart
I had no shame
I just wanted to save
Shop the new marts and you won't get played
Wal-Mart is the new name
Wal-Mart is the new name
You make me smile with the hope
That I can save on my liquid soap
A shopper's dream, I'm willing to bet
Not anymore, I'm fine shopping at Target
Whoa!
It's a broken store
Yeah, whoa...
Not there anymore
Chapter Eleven
They filed with the courts
Shopped at K-Mart
I had no shame
It was that or try Ames
Now I fill carts with a load of saves
10 percent...
Shopped at K-Mart
There was no way
I would go on lay-away
Boxes of art and some fresh Corn Flakes
Five bucks off TV trays
Shopped at K-Mart
I had no shame
I just wanted to save
Shop the new marts and you won't get played
Wal-Mart is the new name
Wal-Mart is the new name
Turns out that I dug my own grave
Department stores they try to sell
I went to the K-Mart, they put me through hell
Competition, it's hard to see
When they run you down, declare bankruptcy
Whoa!
It's a broken store
Yeah, whoa...
Not there anymore
Chapter Eleven
They filed with the courts
Shopped at K-Mart
I had no shame
I just wanted to save
Shop the new marts and you won't get played
Wal-Mart is the new name
Wal-Mart is the new name
You make me smile with the hope
That I can save on my liquid soap
A shopper's dream, I'm willing to bet
Not anymore, I'm fine shopping at Target
Whoa!
It's a broken store
Yeah, whoa...
Not there anymore
Chapter Eleven
They filed with the courts
Shopped at K-Mart
I had no shame
It was that or try Ames
Now I fill carts with a load of saves
10 percent...
Shopped at K-Mart
There was no way
I would go on lay-away
Boxes of art and some fresh Corn Flakes
Five bucks off TV trays
Shopped at K-Mart
I had no shame
I just wanted to save
Shop the new marts and you won't get played
Wal-Mart is the new name
Wal-Mart is the new name
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