Friday night and I worked all day
Got a crappy job working at Subway
I'd rather just stay at home and play
The board game... Pay Day!

Without this job, I'd be sleepin' outside
But I it so much, I wanna scream and cry
Maybe I'll just stay home and eat some pie
Whip cream... on my pie!

But soon Monday will come (in 2 nights)
Back to work, no more fun
It's just not right
But I don't wanna go cause
Six Flags is openin' a new ride

Don't wanna go to work on Monday
Oh, maybe I'll stay home and play Pac-Man
Gonna call up my stupid boss now
Tell him I'm so sick that I can't stand
Only God would know the reasons
So I bet he'll easily understand
I don't wanna go to work on Monday
Oh, maybe I'll go to the beach and lick a clam

I'm at home, playing sick today
Eating some Spam on a TV tray
Watching "The Osbournes", my brain melts away
No work... Hooray!

I'm watching TV and guzzling a Sprite
Playing on the lawn, with my slip 'n slide
Just a big kid... just enjoying life
No work, no fight!

I've got a rip in my side (laughing)
At that show called "Whose Line"
with Drew Carry
I love watching this show, as
much as "The Simpsons" or "Family Guy"

Don't wanna go to work on Monday
Oh, maybe I'll play hide-n-seek with my friend
Gonna call up my stupid boss now
Tell him I got sick from eating Spam
Only God would know the reasons
So I bet he'll easily understand
I don't wanna go to work on Monday
Oh, maybe I'll stay home and milk a lamb

Oh, but now Monday has come (over-night)
Back to work no more fun
It's just not right
But I don't wanna go cause
In my couch are fun things to find

Don't wanna go to work on Monday
Oh, maybe I'll take a trip to Disneyland
Gonna call up my stupid boss now
Say that my mom was killed by some man
Only God would know the reasons
So I bet he'll easily understand
I don't wanna go to work at Subway
Oh, maybe I'll play with my army man
Don't wanna go to work on Monday
Oh, maybe I'll stay home...
And eat some spam!