Song Parodies -> Yoko Is A Scare
| Original Song Title: | "Livin' On A Prayer" |
| Original Performer: | Bon Jovi |
| Parody Song Title: | "Yoko Is A Scare" |
| Parody Written by: | Chris Pollman |
Note that I do not want to disrespect Mr. Lennon's taste in women. But in my mind, if Yoko hadn't come around, he wouldn'tve married her, gone to NYC with her, and if he wasn't in NYC, than that crazy bastard gunman wouldn'tve killed him, and the Beatles might have re-united. And while I'm here, I'll pay my respects to some good guys who rocked, and left this world much too soon: (a parody tribute is on the way):Bon Scott (of AC/DC)Cliff Burton (of Metallica)Brian Jones (of the Rolling Stones)Dee Dee Ramone (of the Ramones)Randy Rhoads (of Ozzy Osbourne and Quiet Riot)George Harrison (of the Beatles)Randy Castillo (of Motley Crue, Ozzy Osbourne, etc.)and all the rest. Rest/Rock In Peace
Once upon a time...not so long ago...
Lennon used to drink beer and rock
Then Yoko came around,
Posed nude, what a shock
Sick stuff, oooh, sick stuff
Yoko caused Paul to act mad
Splittin' up the band, Made everyone sad
So sad...so sad
She said we gotta bed in
For some world peace
While George does a concert
For the middle east
We've got each other, and that's a lot
Fab Four, just went ka-plop
Whooaaah, she posed bare
Oh-oohhh! Yoko is a scare
Cut her clothes, while the perverts stare
Whooaah, Yoko is a scare
In NYC Lennon was shot
Yoko had a fit, she called the cops
It sucked, it sucked...
Yoko dreamed of hiding away
John died in the night she said
"I stepped out of the way...okay?"
She said we gotta bed in
For some world peace
While George does a concert
For the middle east
We've got each other, and that's a lot
Fab Four, just went ka-plop
Whooaaah, she posed bare
Oh-oohhh! Yoko is a scare
Cut her clothes, while the perverts stare
Whooaah, Yoko is a scare
We've gotta bed in, for world peace
We'll sit there all day and drink lemon tea
Whooaaah, she posed bare
Oh-oohhh! Yoko is a scare
Cut her clothes, while the perverts stare
Whooaah, Yoko is a scare
Lennon used to drink beer and rock
Then Yoko came around,
Posed nude, what a shock
Sick stuff, oooh, sick stuff
Yoko caused Paul to act mad
Splittin' up the band, Made everyone sad
So sad...so sad
She said we gotta bed in
For some world peace
While George does a concert
For the middle east
We've got each other, and that's a lot
Fab Four, just went ka-plop
Whooaaah, she posed bare
Oh-oohhh! Yoko is a scare
Cut her clothes, while the perverts stare
Whooaah, Yoko is a scare
In NYC Lennon was shot
Yoko had a fit, she called the cops
It sucked, it sucked...
Yoko dreamed of hiding away
John died in the night she said
"I stepped out of the way...okay?"
She said we gotta bed in
For some world peace
While George does a concert
For the middle east
We've got each other, and that's a lot
Fab Four, just went ka-plop
Whooaaah, she posed bare
Oh-oohhh! Yoko is a scare
Cut her clothes, while the perverts stare
Whooaah, Yoko is a scare
We've gotta bed in, for world peace
We'll sit there all day and drink lemon tea
Whooaaah, she posed bare
Oh-oohhh! Yoko is a scare
Cut her clothes, while the perverts stare
Whooaah, Yoko is a scare
I presume Bangladesh in the mIddle east?(Georgraphy is my worst subject in school)
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The scariest thing is that one day someone will sample riffs and vocals and stuff from all those artists, and compose it to something new, only to gain a lot of dead presidents...
For the record, Lennon was very obsessive. He was always looking for the next "Big Thing" If he hadn't found Yoko, he might have OD'd or found some other obsession. His mother died when he was 13, so Yoko became that guiding figure to him, as Brian Epstein had done. As for her looks, I find it refreshing when a rich celebrity settles in with something that doesn't look like a "Trophy wife". Interesting that the only Beatle to do so was Ringo. (George learned his lesson from Patti. And don't tell me Paul has gone the other way, she's missing a foot.)
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