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Song Parodies -> "I Must Have My Ice Cream"

Original Song Title:

"You Give Love A Bad Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"I Must Have My Ice Cream"

Parody Written by:

Shawn Morin

The Lyrics

Not real funny, but I'm kind of partial to my first ever attempt at a parody, i hope you like it!
I've got brain freeze
And you're to blame
Darling, I must have my ice cream

Frozen desserts are what you sell
Thirty-two flavors along your store shelves
Ice cream sandwiches and chocolate fudge cream
If you can't finish your snow cone, give it to me

(Whoa) You're an evil dessert (Yeah)
(Whoa) My brain really hurts
Too much ice cream, now
My head's going to burst

I've got brain freeze
And you're to blame
I must have my ice cream (ice cream)
Vanilla and chocolate make a good team
I must have my ice cream (ice cream)
I must have my ice cream

Rocky Road and banana splits
Orange sherbet and chocolate mint
A schoolboy's dream, ice cream all day
Breakfast, lunch and dinner: it's the only smart way

(Whoa) You're an evil dessert
(Whoa) My brain really hurts
Too much ice cream, now
My head's going to burst

I've got brain freeze
And you're to blame
I must have my ice cream (ice cream)
Vanilla and chocolate make a good team
I must have my ice cream (ice cream)
I must have... (Oh!)

(Oh!) I've got brain freeze
And you're to blame
I must have my ice cream
Vanilla and chocolate make a good team
I must have my ice cream (ice cream)

I've got brain freeze
And you're to blame
I must have my ice cream (ice cream)
Vanilla and chocolate make a good team
I must have my ice cream (ice cream)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

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Diva - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Good start! Keep working on it. This was a cute song!
Arwen - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm a big fan of the original...and of ice cream...so good job. don't sell yourself short...i agree with diva...it's a cute song and a great start!
Jeff Reuben - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad at all. I thought it was pretty good.
lola - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
i thought it was good

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