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Song Parodies -> "I'll Repair for You"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be There for You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Repair for You"

Parody Written by:

mouselover

The Lyrics

In the 1990s, Weird Al recorded a parody of another song called "I'll Be There for You" under the "I'll Repair for You" title (labeling it the theme to Home Improvement). The song he parodied was the theme to Friends, his parody has not been officially released but has been performed lived. This parody is of the Bon Jovi song "I'll Be There for You" which is a much different animal than the Friends theme.
I guess your roof is really leaking
I heard your toaster needs a fix
Well as your bathtub needs replacing
You say you can't plug things in the outlet
You want me to repair the fridge now
Because it's not so very cold
You're putting things in the freezer
So that they won't grow any mold
You're praying to God that I will fix your stuff now

I'll repair for you, these four words I swear to you
When it's broke, I wanna fix it up for you
I'll repair for you
I use a bolt and a screw for you
Use a hammer of sledge for you
Words can't say what saws can do
I'll repair for you

I know you know your clock is broken
And I know you can't even shave
Cause your beard trimmer is on the fritz man
I'll buy you a new one for day
And baby you know the dishes are dirty
But however the dishwasher's broke
I'll give you water and I'll give you dish soap baby
While I fix the contraption, oh

I'll repair for you, these four words I swear to you
When it's broke, I wanna fix it up for you
I'll repair for you
I use a bolt and a screw for you
Use a hammer of sledge for you
Words can't say what saws can do
I'll repair for you

The car won't start the engine is shot
The lawnmower is out of fuel, fuel
What do you want for your birthday baby
Do you want me to repair your chandelier

I'll repair for you, these four words I swear to you
When it's broke, I wanna fix it up for you
I'll repair for you
I use a bolt and a screw for you
Use a hammer of sledge for you
Words can't say what saws can do
I'll repair for you

I'll repair for you, these four words I swear to you
When it's broke, I wanna fix it up for you
I'll repair for you
I use a bolt and a screw for you
Use a hammer of sledge for you
Words can't say what saws can do
I'll repair for you

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