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Song Parodies -> "You Give Lunch a Bad Name"

Original Song Title:

"You Give Love a Bad Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"You Give Lunch a Bad Name"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

This goes out to Lunch Ladies everywhere.
Squirt through my butt and you’re to blame,
Doris, you give lunch a bad name

A toothless grin and rancid smell
The garbage you’re servin’ done put me through hell
Sloppy Joe took a toll on me
This bathroom’s a prison, I can’t break free

Whoa! Now here it comes (Yeah!)
Whoa! When I get the runs
Pepto can’t save me, the damage is done

Shat through my pants and you’re to blame
You give lunch a bad name
I press my luck when I play your game
You give lunch a bad name
You give lunch a bad name

Your net won’t reach your hairy lips
Half eaten nails on your fingertips
A school boy screams, I soon know why
A Camel stubbed out in his cold shepherds pie

Whoa! Again with the runs
Whoa! Clenching my buns
Trouble begins when my meal is done

Shorts are a mess an you’re to blame
You give lunch a bad name
The Chef’s Surprise just might be ptomaine
You give lunch a bad name
You give lunch

Guts are on fire and you’re to blame
You give lunch a bad name
Dysentery is your claim to fame
You give lunch a bad name

Shat through my pants and you’re to blame
You give lunch a bad name
I press my luck when I play your game
You give lunch a bad name

You give lunch
You give lunch a bad name
You give lunch
You give lunch a bad name
You give lunch
You give lunch a bad name

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Rob Arndt - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Brings back memories. I actually used to bring spices to school to add flavor to the mystery meals. Soon, I was selling the stuff! 555! Btw, remember the nice lunch ladies that let you get a meal when short :))
Max Power - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
I remember when they serve pizza...seriously, are these even real pizza? As well as foods that gave diarrhea, there's this one time when they served under cooked burgers...What is it which schools and their inability to provide edible foods during lunch break? No wonder kids would bring their own lunch to school and no wonder why bullies would steal the other kids' home food.
Jonathan - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
one time while vacationing down in Alabama I ate at this place called "Golden Rool Barbecue" "shudders" never again... 5's
Patrick - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Rob, I can picture you with little clear plastic bags of oregano and Italian seasoning. If Michelle Obama caught you at that today, it would be worse for you than if you were peddling pot.
Rob Arndt - December 01, 2015 - Report this comment
Patrick, I used to just take the cheap spice packets mom got from the store as back-ups to the spice carousels in the kitchen! Later in Junior High sold candy out of my locker! The Vice Principal was a total d-ck about it and shut me down :(

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