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Song Parodies -> "Walkin' Dead and Alive"

Original Song Title:

"Wanted Dead or Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Walkin' Dead and Alive"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

In honor of Halloween -- it's Bon Jovi meets Thriller. All that's missing is a rap from Vincent Price, lol. Happy Halloween.
(Spooky sounds and acoustic guitar riff)

We rose from graves
Hungry for blood and brains
Everyday
Our corpses wastin' away

We're green as peas
And our faces are so cold
I'll walk all night
Just to wet my bones

I'm a zombie
On a full moon I rise
I'm walkin'
Dead and alive
Walkin'
Dead and alive

In graves we sleep
Sometimes you're stuck for days
The people I meet
Are Ken Foree and Ving Rhames

You pray to smell the day
'Fore your blood is ours to drink
At nights you're all alone
Afraid you'll rest in peace

I'm a carcass
From a stone grave I rise
I'm walkin'
(Walkin')
Dead and alive
Walkin'
(Walkin')
Dead and alive

Ahhhh!
Braaaaiiiins!

(Guitar solo)

Ahhhh!

(More guitar solo)

Oh I'm a vampire
From a cauldron I dine
I'm walkin'
(Walkin')
Dead and alive

Well, I walk these streets
With bugs and fleas upon my back
I play for creeps
Every year I may come back

It's been every year
(Brains, yea)
Since my canyon fall
I've seen a million faces
And I haunt them all

'Cause I will growl, boy
On a thick neck I bite
I'm walkin'
(Walkin')
Dead and alive

I'm a zombie
I got one night for my fright
And I'm walkin'
(Walkin')
Dead and alive
That ain't right
(That ain't right)
Dead and alive
I still fright
(I still fright)
Dead and alive

Dead and alive
Dead and alive
Mm, Brains -- Dead and alive
Dead and alive

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