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Song Parodies -> "The Mary Sue Song"

Original Song Title:

"You Give Love A Bad Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"The Mary Sue Song"

Parody Written by:

CookieCat

The Lyrics

Write like the Bard
But still get flamed
Baby,
You give fanfics a bad name!

An angel savin' Snape from hell
A catgirl goddess from Rivendell
Angsty romance with Itachi
It's not a self-insert, oh please, believe me!

Oh, no place to hide, no
And nowhere to run
No way to stop you
Klayrvynna Maieiylun!

Write like the Bard
But still get flamed
You give fanfics a bad name (bad name)
You play your part, and I get the blame
You give fanfics a bad name (bad name)
You give fanfics...
A bad name!

A sultry smile on your rose-petal lips
Causin' nosebleeds with a swing of your hips
A fangirl's dream, you sit on high
Killin' brain cells with a blink of your eye

Oh, no place to hide, no
And nowhere to run
No way to stop you
Klayrvynna Maieiylun!

Write like the Bard
But still get flamed
Baby,
You give fanfics a bad name (bad name)
You play your part, and I get the blame
You give fanfics a bad name (bad name)
You give fanfics, oh!
A bad name!

[Guitar Solo]

UH!
Write like the Bard
But still get flamed
You give fanfics a bad name (bad name)
You play your part, and I get the blame
You give fanfics a bad name (bad name)

Write like the Bard
But still get flamed
You give fanfics a bad name (bad name)
You play your part, and I get the blame
You give fanfics a bad name (bad name)
You give fanfics
You give fanfics (a bad name)
You give fanfics
You give fanfics (a bad name)
You give fanfics
You give fanfics (a bad name)
You give fanfics...

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