I take a song, mess with the text and change
All the words, and make it sound really strange
You write your song, could be new, or could be old
I'd write all night just because I'm bored

I'm an author, on this site amIright
And I want a new song to write
Want a, new song to write

I parody, sometimes it's not for days
And the lyrics I write always aren't exactly paced
Sometimes you can get stumped
With this thing called writer's block
And times you'll work on a chorus, until ten o'clock

I'm an author, on this site amIright
And I want a (want a) new song to write
Want a (want a) new song to write

Oh, I write!

(guitar solo)

I'm an author, on this site amIright
And I want a (want a) new song to write
Want a (want a) new song to wri-i-i-i-i-ite

I send my song, hope it gets some fairly decent votes
I might be wrong, 'cause it wasn't the best I wrote
I been writing songs, since July of '01
I've gotten votes that range from, straight 5s to straight 1s

I'm an author, on this site amIright
And I want a (want a) new song to write
Want a (want a) new song to write

I'm an author, I got a pen by my side
And I want a (want a) new song to write

Yeah, I write!
Yeah, I write!
New song to write!
I still write!
New song to write!
New song to write!
New song to write!
New song to write!
New song to write.