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Song Parodies -> "Pay Your Taxes Please"

Original Song Title:

"Lay Your Hands On Me"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Pay Your Taxes Please"

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The Lyrics

If you've got money I'm willing and able
To rob your kids right out of the cradle
One audit, and I will have you quaking
And take all the money that you have been making

What I get is everything I see
Every fraction belongs to me
What you have is always what I need
So if you don't want me to lock your family up too

Pay your taxes please
Pay your taxes please
Pay your taxes please

Pay your taxes please
Pay your taxes please
Pay your taxes please

I'm a tight-arse, I'm a robber, I'm a cheater
You're a fool and I can't wait to meetcha
If you show me where your money is right now now now
Then just maybe I will let you keep your house

Everything you earn you give to me
Or incarceration is guaranteed
I don't know you even try to evade me
Don't you have a clue, how much I can hurt you



Don't you know that I am a disease
And you know its true, I'm gonna get you


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