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Song Parodies -> "Pay Your Taxes Please"

Original Song Title:

"Lay Your Hands On Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Pay Your Taxes Please"

Parody Written by:

Alakfanaion

The Lyrics

If you've got money I'm willing and able
To rob your kids right out of the cradle
One audit, and I will have you quaking
And take all the money that you have been making

What I get is everything I see
Every fraction belongs to me
What you have is always what I need
So if you don't want me to lock your family up too

Chorus:
Pay your taxes please
Pay your taxes please
Pay your taxes please

Pay your taxes please
Pay your taxes please
Pay your taxes please

I'm a tight-arse, I'm a robber, I'm a cheater
You're a fool and I can't wait to meetcha
If you show me where your money is right now now now
Then just maybe I will let you keep your house

Everything you earn you give to me
Or incarceration is guaranteed
I don't know you even try to evade me
Don't you have a clue, how much I can hurt you

Chorus

Solo

Don't you know that I am a disease
And you know its true, I'm gonna get you

Chorus

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