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Song Parodies -> "H-H-Hessian"

Original Song Title:

"Rasputin"

Original Performer:

Boney M

Parody Song Title:

"H-H-Hessian"

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

Another Headless Horseman tribute song.
There was a certain ghoul in Sleepy Hollow.
He was pale but his eyes had that ethereal glow.
He filled his enemies with tear and with fear.
But to his own horse he was such a lovely dear.
With his sharp teeth, he was a ferocious fiend.
Full of aggression and bloodthirsty.
But he also was the kind of creature.
That you can't help but express desire.

H-H--H-Hessian.
The Hessian of the Hollow.
There was a ghoul you wouldn't mess with.
H-H-H-Hessian.
A bloodthirsty gore-crazed warrior.
It was a shame how he got his end.

He scared them to death, but never said a word.
All he ever said was a serious of ferocious roars.
In all affairs of war, he came for love of gore.
The scent of blood will get him going.
But that doesn't mean he's entirely evil.
Because he's got a soft side.
And he cares for his horse.
Even though he feasts on blood.

H-H--H-Hessian.
The Hessian of the Hollow.
There was a ghoul you wouldn't mess with.
H-H-H-Hessian.
A bloodthirsty gore-crazed warrior.
It was a shame how he got his end.

(Spoken:
But when his rampages, viciousnesss and his thirst.
for blood became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
bloodthirsty ghoul grew louder and louder.)

"That Hessian's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But some others said "Don't you try to kill him please"
No doubt this Hessian was quite a force of nature.
Cruel and bloodthirsty..but he'd never hurt a child.
Then one night he ran through the woods.
But some girl blew his cover.
"Shh" he told them but they didn't listen.
And then he met his end.


H-H--H-Hessian.
The Hessian of the Hollow.
There was a ghoul you wouldn't mess with.

H-H-H-Hessian.
They sent some troopers after him.

H-H-H-Hessian.
A bloodthirsty gore-crazed warrior.
His horse was injured, he was all on his way.

H-H--H-Hessian.
The Hessian of the Hollow.
There was a ghoul you wouldn't mess with.

H-H-H-Hessian.
A bloodthirsty gore-crazed warrior.
It was a shame how he got his end.

They stole his sword and cut off his head.
H-H-H-Hessian.
A bloodthirsty gore-crazed warrior.
And now he's back and he's undead.

Aaaaaar. (translated: Oh, those humans.)

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Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Monster - With these, move to the "head" of the line. ;D

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