I think I drank too much Mountain Dew.
Out of my way because I'm going to spew.
If I can't get out of here,
I'm gonna spew on you.
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Mountain Dew.
Out of my way because I'm going to spew.
If I can't get out of here,
I'm gonna spew on you.

I almost barfed up over the roast.
It ended up all over our hosts.
I raised my pop bottle for the wedding toast
Right when I had to spew.
I drank it all at an alarming rate.
Every time I thought it tasted great.
Until, that is, it had come right back up
And landed right on you.

I think I drank too much Mountain Dew.
Out of my way because I'm going to spew.
If I can't get out of here,
I'm gonna spew on you.
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Mountain Dew.
Out of my way because I'm going to spew.
If I can't get out of here,
I'm gonna spew on you.

I got vomit all over her dress.
I'm sorry I messed up her wedding dress.
This was our marriages first real big test.
It was on her I spewed.
I saw that it was all over the news.
Peolple saw me throw up and gave me their boos.
I figure, baby, I'll never switch to booze.
That'll make me spew, too.

I think I drank too much Mountain Dew.
Out of my way because I'm going to spew.
If I can't get out of here,
I'm gonna spew on you.
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Mountain Dew.
Out of my way because I'm going to spew.
If I can't get out of here,
I'm gonna spew on you.

I'll remember this event the most.
I'll remember it when I am a ghost.
This is one event that is not a boast.
I have to see it through.
I've gotten ridiculed every single day
In every city in the USA.
I just ignore it all anyway.
All because I spewed.

I think I drank too much Mountain Dew.
Out of my way because I'm going to spew.
If I can't get out of here,
I'm gonna spew on you.
Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-Mountain Dew.
Out of my way because I'm going to spew.
If I can't get out of here,
If I can't get out of here,
If I can't get out of here,
I'm gonna spew on you.