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Song Parodies -> "Whin I Break Wind"

Original Song Title:

"Against The Wind"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Whin I Break Wind"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Go get that Glade Mist spray
‘Cause I just let one go
Man it was ugly, been eatin’ beans through the night
There in the darkness with my butt hole fartin’ low
From the smell no one was spared
Away from me they moved
Fart like a wildfire out of control
Oh yes I made some stomachs turn when I let stinkers loose

And I remember what they said to me
When they smelled that gas from my rear end
I’ll remember that smell the rest of my life
Wish I never breathed in what I breathed in back then

When I break wind
They go runnin' when I break wind
Cause it smells so strong, they go runnin'
When I break wind

From my rear flowed smelly gas
And I found myself alone
Deserted by people I thought were my friends
They all ran out further and further from my home
That was just the other day
Blew an oh so stinky load
I was living to fart and fartin’ to live
Never worried about fartin’ or even how much gas flowed
Fartin’ eight farts a minute, hours at a time
Breaking all of that wind from my end
I began to find my ass hurtin'
hurting from farting again and again
from breaking wind
A little soreness from breaking wind
I found myself feeling soreness from breaking wind

Well those farting days aren’t past me now
I've got so much more stink to let out
Dead cat smell emissions
Can’t keep it in, let it leak out

When I break wind
They’re still runnin' when I break wind
Well I'm older now and still blowin’
My butt gas wind

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2Eagle - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
And the fragrance, my friend, is blowin' in the wind......
Brian - November 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody. "Living to fart and fartin to live" cracked me up. Too many lines in the song to name here, but let's just say I was cracking up. 5-5-5 all the way around. You might check out my parody of Bad Moon Rising by CCR

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