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Song Parodies -> "Meat Flavoured Sausage Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time rock n Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Meat Flavoured Sausage Rolls"

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The Lyrics

Well wouldn't you like some sausage rolls with sauce of course in case u dunno wot a sausage roll iz well here D meaningsausage roll: basically minced meat covered in puff pastry usually eaten with sauce
Just take those meat pies off the shelf
I'll sit and chuck em in the bin myself
Those pies look like they were cooked in a hole
Thats why I prefer sausage rolls

Don't try to take me to a Mcdonalds
You'll never even get me inside the door
In ten minutes I'll be throwing up and more
cos i like meat flavoured sausage rolls

Still like those meat flavoured sausage rolls
bakeries are usually where they're sold
I will not eat food thats been cooked in a bowl
so I enjoy sausage rolls

Won't wanna eat a mango
I'd rather eat some beef so long as its whole
There's only one sure way to get me to go
give me a bite of a sausage roll

Call me an addict, call me what you will
Just cause pizza to me is run of the mill
Today's food just taste like charcoal
I like that old time sausage roll

Still like those meat flavoured sausage rolls
with some sauce it just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old
When I eat a sausage roll

Juts hope Bob don't mind

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Steve Kalafut - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
[said in Homer Simpson voice] Mmmmm, sausage rolls.......

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