Just take those meat pies off the shelf
I'll sit and chuck em in the bin myself
Those pies look like they were cooked in a hole
Thats why I prefer sausage rolls

Don't try to take me to a Mcdonalds
You'll never even get me inside the door
In ten minutes I'll be throwing up and more
cos i like meat flavoured sausage rolls

Still like those meat flavoured sausage rolls
bakeries are usually where they're sold
I will not eat food thats been cooked in a bowl
so I enjoy sausage rolls

Won't wanna eat a mango
I'd rather eat some beef so long as its whole
There's only one sure way to get me to go
give me a bite of a sausage roll

Call me an addict, call me what you will
Just cause pizza to me is run of the mill
Today's food just taste like charcoal
I like that old time sausage roll

Still like those meat flavoured sausage rolls
with some sauce it just soothes my soul
I reminisce about the days of old
When I eat a sausage roll