Oh, teachers, yes they hit us.
Right upside the head, constant with,
The criticisms they make.
But my will was made strong,
By the clever jokes I make.

Shield out, the attempts
of Little Miss Old Maid to break your soul.
Put your positive energy,
In your precious soul.

But my skills were made strong, when I paid attention.
With my constant school work.
Attention that I have to pay.
Attention that I have to pay.
(Repeat last verse and chorus).