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Song Parodies -> "One Gay And A Brother"

Original Song Title:

"One Way Or Another"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"One Gay And A Brother"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

One gay and a brother their gonna make out
Their gonna make out, make out, make out, make out
One gay and a brother their gonna marry
Their gonna make out, make out, make out, make out
One gay and a brother their gonna protest
Their gonna protest, protest, protest, protest
One gay, hairy butt cheeks
Their gonna protest, Their gonna protest, They'll protest
They will drive past the white house
And if he's staring about
Pretending to care

Bush- Hey Laura what is the tacky technicolor car doing in front of the white house
Laura- Honey, the CIA would shoot it if their was a car in front of the white house
Bush- Oh

One gay and a brother their gonna make out
Their gonna make out, make out, make out, make ouit
One gay and a brother their gonna marry
They'll marry, they'll marry
One gay and a brother they won't see others
Their gonna marry, marry, marry, marry
One gay, hairy butt cheek
Their gonna marry, they'll marry

And if Michael Moore is there
I'll sneak up to him and yell
"Help us get in now!!!!!"

Bush- Laura I sware I heard something
Laura- Alright i'll check

One gay and a brother their love aint lose proof
They'll give the finger slip, a kiss on a lip and his brother
Their gonna marry, Their gonna make out
One gay and a brother their gonna marry
Their gonna beat him, smack him, f*** him, kiss him
One gay and a brother their gonna make out
On national TV

Laura- KEEP IT DOWN WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP
Michael Moore- Not until you stop ruining america
"Laura knocks out some of Michael Moore's teeth"
Michael Moore- Ow

I'll walk to the door
Stand in the oval office
Where I can see him sleep
Snoring down underneath
Into his room where i can sue him
Telling the jury, he molestated me

One gay and a brother their gonna make out, they'll make out, they'll make out, make out, make out, make out
(Where I can read it all, all your plans to kill us all)
One gay and a brother their gonna make out, they'll make out, they'll make out, make out, make out, make out
(Where I can read it all, all your plans to kill us all)
One gay and a brother their gonna make out, they'll make out, they'll make out, make out, make out, make out
(Where I can read it all, all your plans to kill us all)
[repeat until fade]


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