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Song Parodies -> "Dollies"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me"

Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Dollies"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A teenage boy prefers dolls to action figures...
Never liked action figures, really
Or the toys of war
LEGOs in solid colors, boring
Please, no electric cars
I'm a boy that likes the arts
And having feminine fun

(Chorus)
Dollies (dollies) aren't a crime
Dollies, Dolly fancy time
Dollies (dollies) are just fine
Who can say if it's wrong or right?
Dollies!

Not like I like ponies, crazy
No such Bronie love
With Barbie's I am complete
I cannot get enough
Bratz, don't like, I don't know why
Luv that dame from the Bild Zei'*

Dollies (dollies) are just fine
Love to play with them all the time
Dollies (dollies) play nice not tough
Screw those witches from Monster High!
Dollies!

Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, Barbie I'm dreaming of
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, want more, see? Collecting! Collecting!
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, comic types not for me, Supergirl, Wonder Wo...man? Creepy!
All the time, got a space, here and there, dress and place
Got her car, Mansion place, what to wear? Hair and face!

(Chorus)

[fade]

Is this why Mom homeschools me???
* Die Bild Zeitung (ref to Bild Lilli doll that preceded Barbie)

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Jonathan - April 01, 2016 - Report this comment
and that teenage boy... was me! ...ha! I kid! I kid! 5's
Rob Arndt - April 01, 2016 - Report this comment
I miss my collection of Bild Lillis ;-)

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