On the prowl
In my cape and cowl
Scan the rooftops
With a manly scowl

Bank alarm
People terrorized
So I swoop down, hang glide
And collide with
Robin

On my back
Joker's goons attack
Hear them laughing
Like I was a hack

High-pitched scream
Kid is getting creamed
Well, he's no boy wonder
Might as well call this blunder
Robin

C-Man Gordon on the line from City Hall
Someone's plannin' on killin' us all
Poison gas, in a school
I'm actin' fast, I'm actin' cool

And we suit up, boot up
But Robin forgot his cup
So he hops in the trunk and he wraps his junk
And we drive to town and then we look around

And we pass the bank and there sits a tank
And out jumps a kitty cat
And she's six feet tall, like a living doll
And she has a chest, leaving us impressed

So Robin thinks she's lookin' good
And his shorts get tight, sportin' wood
He goes cardiac, droolin' goo
Puberty times thirty-two

And he can't stop, he keeps on droolin' goo
Then, when she starts to coo
He limps over there and asks her out
To the petting zoo

Pink and Blink 182
"Naked Gun", "Spy Kids 2"
A puppet show
I just don't know

But the kitty cat
Ain't through with tanks, and robbin' banks
Yeah, bucks and bucks, marks and marks, francs and francs
She's gonna pull our cranks

Robin, sobbin'
In a spin, screwed again
Don't be a toy, wonder boy
You're a blunder to employ
I said oh no, goin' solo

Well, now you know why he had to go
The kid was just a tad too slow
Now he's at the mall with the living doll at the Tiki Zone
And now they're blowing up the place
Except Aladdin's Castle and The Comix Space

And you screw up, and you blew up
Your junk off, no got
So the kitty toy's new pride and joy became a boy
And now her brand new name is Roy

Suit up!