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Song Parodies -> "Killing!"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me"

Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Killing!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More Blonde Valkyrie material, Berlin 1945, Post VE-Day in the Soviet Zone of Occupation...
Blew you cover, Ivan
Know where you are
Blew you cover, you’re mine
A target now you are
Gonna rip your chest apart
Puma knife stuck in your heart

Killing (killing) got the time
Killing, killing, you’re mine
Killing (killing) I'll survive
I love killing any day or night
Killing!

SMG near misses, Ivan
SMG drops- thud!
Killed you with my STG
Your death is not enough
Emotions rage, I do know why
In Berlin, you’re gonna die!

Killing (killing) got the time
Killing, killing, you’re mine
Killing (killing) I'll survive
I am deadly, spill your blood like wine
Killing!

Ooh, he speaks the language of Slavs
Ooh, he is but my enemy (my enemy)
Ooh, it’s his blood that I seek (blood that I seek)
You‘re mine, anytime, any day, any night!
You‘re mine, anytime, any day, any night!

Killing (killing) take your life
Killing, killing, you’re mine
Killing (killing) your murder
Killing, killing, revenge satisfies
Killing (killing) take your life
Killing, killing, my German desire
Killing, killing, in Berlin, Ivan, you’re gonna die!
Killing (killing) got the time
Killing, killing, you’re mine
Killing!
Oh, killing, ooh ooh Ja!
Killing, take your life
Killing, killing, you’re mine

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BuckinBimmy - August 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Err... may I ask exactly WHO this Blonde Valkyrie is and WHAT a STG is??? A SMG is a SubMachine Gun, right? You should leave notes for those of us that don't know such things, otherwise your murder parodies can be confusing.
Rob Arndt - August 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Blonde Valkyrie was a real-life female Werwolf that was involved with the fall of Berlin and who poisoned and murdered Red Army soldiers for a short time before being caught and executed. STG stands for STurmGewehr (Assault Rifle/STG-44 or maybe VG 1-5 which was the Home Guard assault rifle which took the same magazines as STG-44). Hope this helps.

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