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Song Parodies -> "Heart Attack"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Of Glass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Heart Attack"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

Walking through life, it happened so fast
Soon turned out, I had a heart attack
Felt like the real thing, and I would just cry
Clutching my chest, and I fall behind

Still I survive, and I am just fine
Soon turned out, they took my spine
Stare at the ceiling, I wish I was blind
NHS trust has fallen behind

Here's the thing, what I find confusing is I'm barely live
Life is so annoying when it's not your time
Still, persists on choosing you
It's just no good, I have so much to live

Weeks later on, and wouldn't you guess
Soon found I, was overcome with stress
Kicking and screaming, I'd look for a fight
Vessel had burst, and I'm back inside

Once inside, I find I'm in confusion, have they spiked the wine?
I'm the one who's losing, please don't put me in line
I could have made it through, yeah

Yeah, I am high, I'm having such a good time

Ooh-ooh, ow...ooh-ooh, ow
Ooh-ooh, ow...ooh-ooh, ow

Walking through life, I felt such a draft
Soon found out, they took a piece of my ass
People are staring as they're walking by
How can I rest, without my behind

Ooh-ooh, ow...ooh-ooh, ow

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Poopie Long Stocking - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great late 70s, song, Cait! You get a perfect 5,5,5 from me!

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