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Song Parodies -> "Fart of Gas"
Original Song Title:
"Heart of Glass"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blondie
Parody Song Title:
"Fart of Gas"
Parody Written by:
littlebrains
The Lyrics
I eat beans -- I'm just a lass
Soon turns out I fart some gas
Seems like nobody will walk behind
Mucho smell, it blows their mind.
Now I love beans, they are divine
Lover says "Are you out of your mind?"
Seems like the gas is making him blind
Mucho smell, from my behind
In between, I am also snoozing and I'm feeling fine, find it so amusing
There's no I foods I mind
If I don't fear I'm losing you
It's just not good, you squeezing like you do
Beans inside, I love all the confusion and I cannot hide
I'm the one who's boozing -- please don't take the refries
We could done some schmoozing, yeah
Yeah, riding high on gas' true bluish light
I eat beans – I'm just a lass
Soon turns out I fart some gas
Seems like the beans just suit me fine
Mucho smell, kiss my behind.
Soon turns out I fart some gas
Seems like nobody will walk behind
Mucho smell, it blows their mind.
Now I love beans, they are divine
Lover says "Are you out of your mind?"
Seems like the gas is making him blind
Mucho smell, from my behind
In between, I am also snoozing and I'm feeling fine, find it so amusing
There's no I foods I mind
If I don't fear I'm losing you
It's just not good, you squeezing like you do
Beans inside, I love all the confusion and I cannot hide
I'm the one who's boozing -- please don't take the refries
We could done some schmoozing, yeah
Yeah, riding high on gas' true bluish light
I eat beans – I'm just a lass
Soon turns out I fart some gas
Seems like the beans just suit me fine
Mucho smell, kiss my behind.
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I love it! I love it! Excellent, magnificent work on such a great 70's song! Here is a perfect Poopie vote of 5,5,5!
Don't take Poopie's word for it. littlebrains, take mine! I sincerely enjoyed this farting parody. Despite all the funky odour, it was refreshing.
5s.
Good way with words - 5's. Maybe this will help the energy crisis.
Windy fives atchya! ;)
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