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Song Parodies -> "Fart of Gas"

Original Song Title:

"Heart of Glass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Fart of Gas"

Parody Written by:

littlebrains

The Lyrics

I eat beans -- I'm just a lass
Soon turns out I fart some gas
Seems like nobody will walk behind
Mucho smell, it blows their mind.

Now I love beans, they are divine
Lover says "Are you out of your mind?"
Seems like the gas is making him blind
Mucho smell, from my behind

In between, I am also snoozing and I'm feeling fine, find it so amusing
There's no I foods I mind
If I don't fear I'm losing you
It's just not good, you squeezing like you do

Beans inside, I love all the confusion and I cannot hide
I'm the one who's boozing -- please don't take the refries
We could done some schmoozing, yeah
Yeah, riding high on gas' true bluish light

I eat beans – I'm just a lass
Soon turns out I fart some gas
Seems like the beans just suit me fine
Mucho smell, kiss my behind.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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Poopie Longstocking - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I love it! I love it! Excellent, magnificent work on such a great 70's song! Here is a perfect Poopie vote of 5,5,5!
YAD - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't take Poopie's word for it. littlebrains, take mine! I sincerely enjoyed this farting parody. Despite all the funky odour, it was refreshing.
Stephen Harrington - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
5s.
2Eagle - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Good way with words - 5's. Maybe this will help the energy crisis.
LucidLupin - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Windy fives atchya! ;)

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