Song Parodies -> Can't Stay With Your Mother
| Original Song Title: | "One Way Or Another" |
| Original Performer: | Blondie |
| Parody Song Title: | "Can't Stay With Your Mother" |
| Parody Written by: | Silly Willie |
Can't stay with your mother, I cannot stand her
She is too bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna kill her
I wanna kill her, kill her ,kill her, kill her
Can't stay with your mother, don't wanna see her
I wanna beat her, beat her, beat her, beat her
One day maybe next week, I'm gonna beat her
I'm gonna beat her, I'll beat her
I will drive past her house, and if I see her around
I will run her down
Can't stay with your mother, I'd like to stab her
She's such a witch, a witch, a witch, a witch ah
Can't stay with your mother, she's such a kvetch yeah
A kvetch yeah, a kvetch yeah
Can't stay with your mother, don't wanna see her
She's such a nudge, a nudge, a nudge, a nudge aah
One day maybe next week ,I'm gonna beat her
I'll beat her-aah
I'd like to punch her lights out, dump her off a pier uptown
and then let her drown
Can't stay with your mother, I'd like to shoot her
I don't want none of her lip
I'll flip from her lip, yeah your mother, I wanna shoot her
I'm wanna kick her, I'll kick her
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna bruise her
I'm gonna kick her, kick her, kick her, kick her
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna bruise her
I wanna fatten her lip
Trip her, make her fall, down on the floor she'll sprawl
strangle her with her shawl, I won't mind at all
Leave her in a supermarket dumpster, where it smells and rats feed
Hope she won't be found
Can't stay with your mother, She'll need a stretcher
A stretcher,A stretcher, stretcher, stretcher, stretcher
strangle her with her shawl, I won't mind at all
She is too bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna kill her
I wanna kill her, kill her ,kill her, kill her
Can't stay with your mother, don't wanna see her
I wanna beat her, beat her, beat her, beat her
One day maybe next week, I'm gonna beat her
I'm gonna beat her, I'll beat her
I will drive past her house, and if I see her around
I will run her down
Can't stay with your mother, I'd like to stab her
She's such a witch, a witch, a witch, a witch ah
Can't stay with your mother, she's such a kvetch yeah
A kvetch yeah, a kvetch yeah
Can't stay with your mother, don't wanna see her
She's such a nudge, a nudge, a nudge, a nudge aah
One day maybe next week ,I'm gonna beat her
I'll beat her-aah
I'd like to punch her lights out, dump her off a pier uptown
and then let her drown
Can't stay with your mother, I'd like to shoot her
I don't want none of her lip
I'll flip from her lip, yeah your mother, I wanna shoot her
I'm wanna kick her, I'll kick her
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna bruise her
I'm gonna kick her, kick her, kick her, kick her
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna bruise her
I wanna fatten her lip
Trip her, make her fall, down on the floor she'll sprawl
strangle her with her shawl, I won't mind at all
Leave her in a supermarket dumpster, where it smells and rats feed
Hope she won't be found
Can't stay with your mother, She'll need a stretcher
A stretcher,A stretcher, stretcher, stretcher, stretcher
strangle her with her shawl, I won't mind at all
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Great parody of a great 70s song! I shall award it with a perfect 5,5,5 vote! I enjoyed the concept and content of it very much.
Thanks Poopie, but I don't see any 5's. And check out my Bohemian Rapsody parody if you like poop songs.
love the "bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy"....lol...5s
Nice job on a great OS. Loved it...555
So is Norman Bates the singer or the recipient?
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