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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stay With Your Mother"

Original Song Title:

"One Way Or Another"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stay With Your Mother"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Can't stay with your mother, I cannot stand her
She is too bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna kill her
I wanna kill her, kill her ,kill her, kill her
Can't stay with your mother, don't wanna see her
I wanna beat her, beat her, beat her, beat her
One day maybe next week, I'm gonna beat her
I'm gonna beat her, I'll beat her
I will drive past her house, and if I see her around
I will run her down

Can't stay with your mother, I'd like to stab her
She's such a witch, a witch, a witch, a witch ah
Can't stay with your mother, she's such a kvetch yeah
A kvetch yeah, a kvetch yeah
Can't stay with your mother, don't wanna see her
She's such a nudge, a nudge, a nudge, a nudge aah
One day maybe next week ,I'm gonna beat her
I'll beat her-aah
I'd like to punch her lights out, dump her off a pier uptown
and then let her drown

Can't stay with your mother, I'd like to shoot her
I don't want none of her lip
I'll flip from her lip, yeah your mother, I wanna shoot her
I'm wanna kick her, I'll kick her
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna bruise her
I'm gonna kick her, kick her, kick her, kick her
Can't stay with your mother, I wanna bruise her
I wanna fatten her lip

Trip her, make her fall, down on the floor she'll sprawl
strangle her with her shawl, I won't mind at all
Leave her in a supermarket dumpster, where it smells and rats feed
Hope she won't be found
Can't stay with your mother, She'll need a stretcher
A stretcher,A stretcher, stretcher, stretcher, stretcher
strangle her with her shawl, I won't mind at all

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Poopie Longstocking - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great 70s song! I shall award it with a perfect 5,5,5 vote! I enjoyed the concept and content of it very much.
Silly Willie - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Poopie, but I don't see any 5's. And check out my Bohemian Rapsody parody if you like poop songs.
alvin rhodes - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
love the "bitchy bitchy bitchy bitchy"....lol...5s
Rick C - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job on a great OS. Loved it...555
Michael Pacholek - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
So is Norman Bates the singer or the recipient?

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