Song Parodies -> Full of Gas
| Original Song Title: | "Heart of Glass" |
| Original Performer: | Blondie |
| Parody Song Title: | "Full of Gas" |
| Parody Written by: | Blethar |
Ode to a windy lover.
Once I had a love, and it was a blast
Soon turned out, she was full of gas
Seemed like a clean thing, only to find
Mucho methane, from her behind
Once I had a love, and it was sublime
Soon found out, like a smell landmine
Seemed like a clean thing, but made me go blind
Mucho methane, from her behind
A curry
Would only trigger a fart
Or fifty-three
Tried to keep away from any-
Thing meaty
If my face starts going blue
She's let, one off
And I can only cough
Once I had a love, and it was a blast
Soon turned out, she was full of gas
Seemed like a clean thing, only to find
Mucho methane, from her behind
Indian
Meals were soon forbidden
And the oxygen
Just about smell-ridden
Please don't, do it again
I need to put a lid on you
Run and hide
As the gas explodes outside
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Once I had a love, and it was a blast
Soon turned out, she had a crazy ass
Seemed like a clean thing, only to find
Mucho methane, from her behind
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Soon turned out, she was full of gas
Seemed like a clean thing, only to find
Mucho methane, from her behind
Once I had a love, and it was sublime
Soon found out, like a smell landmine
Seemed like a clean thing, but made me go blind
Mucho methane, from her behind
A curry
Would only trigger a fart
Or fifty-three
Tried to keep away from any-
Thing meaty
If my face starts going blue
She's let, one off
And I can only cough
Once I had a love, and it was a blast
Soon turned out, she was full of gas
Seemed like a clean thing, only to find
Mucho methane, from her behind
Indian
Meals were soon forbidden
And the oxygen
Just about smell-ridden
Please don't, do it again
I need to put a lid on you
Run and hide
As the gas explodes outside
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Once I had a love, and it was a blast
Soon turned out, she had a crazy ass
Seemed like a clean thing, only to find
Mucho methane, from her behind
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
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Excellent!
I thought you used too many lines from the original, hence the 4 overall.
Thanks to Chuck. And I guess you're right Karen, but when the original fits in well with the parody subject it's just too easy to get caught up. Something to remember for next time then.
LOL
MrMacphisto, glad you liked it.
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