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Song Parodies -> "Full of Gas"

Original Song Title:

"Heart of Glass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Full of Gas"

Parody Written by:

Blethar

The Lyrics

Ode to a windy lover.
Once I had a love, and it was a blast
Soon turned out, she was full of gas
Seemed like a clean thing, only to find
Mucho methane, from her behind

Once I had a love, and it was sublime
Soon found out, like a smell landmine
Seemed like a clean thing, but made me go blind
Mucho methane, from her behind

A curry
Would only trigger a fart
Or fifty-three
Tried to keep away from any-
Thing meaty
If my face starts going blue
She's let, one off
And I can only cough

Once I had a love, and it was a blast
Soon turned out, she was full of gas
Seemed like a clean thing, only to find
Mucho methane, from her behind

Indian
Meals were soon forbidden
And the oxygen
Just about smell-ridden
Please don't, do it again
I need to put a lid on you

Run and hide
As the gas explodes outside

Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa

Once I had a love, and it was a blast
Soon turned out, she had a crazy ass
Seemed like a clean thing, only to find
Mucho methane, from her behind

Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa
Ooh, whoa

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Chuck A. Spear - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent!
karen - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought you used too many lines from the original, hence the 4 overall.
Blethar - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Chuck. And I guess you're right Karen, but when the original fits in well with the parody subject it's just too easy to get caught up. Something to remember for next time then.
MrMacphisto - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL
Blethar - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
MrMacphisto, glad you liked it.

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