-> "Coffee"
Original Song Title:
"Call Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Coffee"
The Lyrics
I need it in the morning baby
Just to start my day
I cannot live without it or else
I would fade away
My addictions' on the rise
It might lead to my surmise...
Coffee!
I mainline
Coffee Coffee always on my mind
Coffee!
It's so fine
Without it I'd fall on my behind
Coffee!
Sometimes I drink Folgers baby
Sometimes it's Yuban
Other times it's Maxwell House
Not picky 'bout the brand
Just pour a little in my cup
You will see my face light up
Coffee!
I mainline
Coffee Coffee makes me feel so fine.
Coffee!
It's divine
If I do not get it I will whine
Coffee!
Oooooh, I like my coffee strong and rich.
Oooooh, take it away and - I'm a b!tch
Oooooh, without it I might pass away
In the morn, in the eve, any time of the day
In the morn, in the eve, any time of the day, hey!
(In homage to Arwen - Juan Valdez' KICK ASS Guitar solo.)
Coffee!
All the time.
For some coffee I'd commit a crime.
Coffee
To the line.
Coffee Coffee wish it cost a dime.
Coffee!
I mainline
Coffee coffee makes me feel so fine
Coffee!
It's divine
If I do not get it I will whine
Coffee!
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