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Song Parodies -> "Pyro man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Pyro man"

Parody Written by:

Sour Kreme

The Lyrics

Even though this song sounds evil, i am a very gentle soul who wouldn't hurt anyone except for maybe my really mean teacher in 7th Period
He has lost his mind!
Those bright flames will make him blind
Burns all in his way,
World's on fire as of this day
He will cause all death
All that smoke must take his breath
He is quite insane
Carries bottles of propane

His gun melts all steel
Causes burns that just won't heal
He's the head of crime
Kills off all trace of mankind

He's man of arson
He just heats up the earth
Got his flamethrower
Not much the world's now worth

Peace and hope expires
for Pyro Man to spread fire
People that were saved
Have been caught. Now they're his slaves

He's man of arson
He blows off their heads
Nobody loves him
All life soon will be dead

His flames burn through lead
Got his victims. Now they're dead
Burning all life that he can
Pyro Man strikes again!
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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny Homer - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You suck! You're evil! You're not funny!
Sour Kreme - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I have a new 7th period teacher. noiw i'm happy. I don't want to pyronize my new teacher.

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