Internet party tonight
Internet party tonight
Internet party tonight
Internet party tonight


We're gonna have an Internet party tonight (All right)
We're gonna have an Internet party all right (Tonight)


We've got nothing better to do
than grind xp and grief a couple of noobs


Everyone's gonna meet at Freeport tonight (Tonight)
We're gonna grind some levels all night (All night)


We've got nothing better to do
than grind xp and grief a couple of noobs


Don't do anything else, that would be lame
We're dedicated to our favorite games
World of Warcraft, Ultima Online, Guild Wars, Everquest


We sit glued to our computer monitors all night (And all day)
Why go into the outside world at all (/pizza, right?)


We've got nothing better to do
than grind xp and grief a couple of noobs


The internet is better than anything out there (Can YOU mega flare?)
I'll stay and camp for an item that's rare (Then noobs BEWARE!)


We've got nothing better to do
than grind xp and grief a couple of noobs


Don't do anything else, that would be lame
We're dedicated to our favorite games
World of Warcraft, Ultima Online, Guild Wars, Everquest


I can't stop playing even for a day (Or even half)
Then I'll be the noob being griefed by you (With your uber staff)


We've got nothing better to do
than grind xp and grief a couple of noobs


Hey wait a minute, mom didn't pay the bill (I'm offline)
Don't remember what I did before, what do I do now (Except for whine)


We've got nothing better to do
than grind xp and grief a couple of noobs


What am I gonna do now, it's a shame
We're gonna miss an important raid
No World of Warcraft, No Ultima Online, No Guild Wars, No Everquest